Once upon a time, a farmers horse got stuck in the mud. The horse cried and cried. There was no one to help.
Finally a chicken happened upon the horse. The horse pleaded with the chicken to help him.
So the chicken went to the barn, got the farmers Harley out, and went to pull the horse out of the mud.
The horse was so grateful and told the chicken, "please let me know what i can do to repay you for your kindness"
The chicken said, "Help someone else when they need it"
Several weeks later, the horse saw the chicken in the mud. He was stuck. The chicken said "Quick, go get the farmers Harley and pull me out of the mud"
The horse said, " No need to get the Harley, I'll just lower my 'tool' and you grab ahold of it and i'll pull you out"
So, down came the horse's manhood, the chicken grabbed it and was pulled to safety.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
Finally a chicken happened upon the horse. The horse pleaded with the chicken to help him.
So the chicken went to the barn, got the farmers Harley out, and went to pull the horse out of the mud.
The horse was so grateful and told the chicken, "please let me know what i can do to repay you for your kindness"
The chicken said, "Help someone else when they need it"
Several weeks later, the horse saw the chicken in the mud. He was stuck. The chicken said "Quick, go get the farmers Harley and pull me out of the mud"
The horse said, " No need to get the Harley, I'll just lower my 'tool' and you grab ahold of it and i'll pull you out"
So, down came the horse's manhood, the chicken grabbed it and was pulled to safety.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
