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Matt J

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May 9, 2007
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My dad once cut a chunk out of his forearm with one of those drywall cutting knives. He looked down at the floor to see if he could find the flesh, and the cat was chewing on something which he quickly swallowed.

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My dad once cut a chunk out of his forearm with one of those drywall cutting knives. He looked down at the floor to see if he could find the flesh, and the cat was chewing on something which he quickly swallowed.

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SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!​
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Here, kitty - howzabout a BOOT for dessert!
 

DD

SoWal Expert
Aug 29, 2005
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Sorry to hear about that part. I know it sounds maybe strange and stupid, but when mine happened I fished the chunk of meaty thumb-flesh out of the kitchen sink drain using a fork, soaped it up real heavy and poured peroxide all over it, dressed my own thumb after putting the piece back where it belonged. After that I just cleaned the area several times daily and disinfected. It grew back together and now I can hitch a ride with total pride.

Still doesn't get rid of the 'retarded' feeling that comes over me every time I think about it.

Well I hope it heals up real quick for ya and that it's not hurting.

Me, I'd lie and tell people I got that wound on the battlefield over in Iraq or on a super-secret mission "back in my days as a Navy SEAL." People will buy you free drinks if you go that route.

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Allifunn

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Jan 11, 2006
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So, was this your 20,000 post thread?? :dunno:
 
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