The Turtleman

[Linda]

You might be a redneck if: your hobby is catching snapping turtles.

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[ASH]

That is plain insane. I've seen what a snapper can bite through. :shock:

 

[Smiling JOe]

"I try not to smile 'cause I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw."

 

[ktschris]

Um....so many things come to mind....:rofl:

Let?s start with how he got his teeth knocked out with a chain saw!!! How does that happen????

 

[Smiling JOe]

I hear you, ASH. I've seen a Snapping Turtle snap a mop handle in half. I'm still wondering how he feels for their head with his feet, and whether or not he is missing any toes.

 

[Smiling JOe]

...and you might be the wife of a redneck, if you don't need air bags in your car..

That has nothing to do with rednecks.

 

[hnooe]

That has nothing to do with rednecks.

So sorry, guess I need to spend more time with rednecks so I can get it...

 

[Linda]

That is plain insane. I've seen what a snapper can bite through. :shock:

In addition to being a redneck you might also be stupid

 

[Alicia Leonard]

That has nothing to do with rednecks.

I personally think boobs and rednecks can have a connection. A friend drug me to a hole in the wall many years ago. A redneck who had an unfortunate oral incident with a chainsaw moseyed up to me and said, "You got the biggest T*****'s I've ever seen."

 

[ktschris]

I personally think boobs and rednecks can have a connection. A friend drug me to a hole in the wall many years ago. A redneck who had an unfortunate oral incident with a chainsaw moseyed up to me and said, "You got the biggest T*****'s I've ever seen."

That must have been his best pick-up line! Did it work?