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NoHall

hmmmm......can't remember
May 28, 2007
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Northern Hall County, GA
There are a LOT of stupid laws. Especially in Virginia (the state that brought you the law that you'd get fined $500 dollars for having your underwear showing, which didn't pass, and the new favourite - an automatic $1000 fine if you get a reckless driving ticket while in a car with Virginia plates). Some of my favourite.

It is illegal to use curse words on Atlantic Ave in Virginia Beach (seriously, there are no cursing signs EVERYWHERE). Although if you've ever been on Atlantic Ave you'll know that curse words are the most common as traffic is ridiculous.
It is also illegal to pass the same place twice within thirty minutes on Atlantic Ave or on the boardwalk.
In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in a coffee shop to see who pays for coffee.
And one of my faves, in Stafford County (where PV and I grew up) it is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8 pm.
Another from good old Stafford County is that a woman can drive down Main Street so long as her husband is at least eight feet in front of the car. The best part is, there's no Main Street anymore. :dunno:


Also, an old law from the Middle Ages which is still around in some places is that a man may beat his wife with a switch so long as it is no thicker than his thumb. The length doesn't matter. :bang:

In Gainesville, Georgia, it is unlawful to eat chicken with a fork.
 

IRIETYMES

Beach Lover
Jul 9, 2007
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Seems as if I'd read that sad tale before and it was true although it happened decades ago...some circus elephant rampaged about, killing one or more people, was cornered and shot many times, then buried; don't remember it being hung. Too much rope and not enough trees strong enough or tall enough for the noose. But who knows.....up in them hills are some weird and wonderful people and tales. By the way, Cormac McCarthy, writer of No Country for Old Men and many other novels and several plays, set most of his early works in that section of the Appalachin chain...gothic Southern weirdness in wonderful prose. Try'em on.....The Orchard Keeper, Child of God, Suttree, Outer Darkness. Terrific reads.
 

Minnie

Beach Fanatic
Dec 30, 2006
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Memphis
This thread gave me nightmares. :blink:
 
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