This one is for audie...

[Miss Kitty]

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[Miss Kitty]

Can you figure out the punch line?

 

[Miss Kitty]

Trying again....


> My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she
>
> took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem
>
> was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog
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> could hear fine.
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> The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted
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> to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and
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> get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears
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> once a month.
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> The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair
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> remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're
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> going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for
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> a few days."
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> The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
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> The druggist says, "Well if you're using it on your legs,
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> don't shave for a couple of days."
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> The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If
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> you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
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> The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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>
>
> *Note: this is just a joke - DO NOT ever use Nair in your
> dogs ears!
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>

 

[Miss Kitty]

It was all Mermy's idea to post this for you audie!!! :clap_1:

 

[Teresa]

:funn:

 

[NewfieGirl]

"I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

*Note: this is just a joke - DO NOT ever use Nair in your
dogs ears!

:clap_1:

 

[dbuck]

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Can you figure out the punch line?

That you are also as useless as a white crayon.

 

[Allifunn]

:funn:

 

[DD]

This is soooo funny to me! I printed it and have passed it all around here at work. Thanks for a good laugh today MK!

 

[Mango]

funn-y