OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
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> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
> part of his physical exam.
>
> The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and
> bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
>
> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
> and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
> it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
> with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked the wife for help. She
> tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried
> with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
> nothing.
>
>
> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
>
> with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
>
> knees, but still nothing.'
>
> The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'
>
> The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the bloody jar open.'
>
>
> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
> part of his physical exam.
>
> The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and
> bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
>
> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
> and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
> it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
> with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked the wife for help. She
> tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried
> with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
> nothing.
>
>
> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
>
> with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
>
> knees, but still nothing.'
>
> The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'
>
> The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the bloody jar open.'
and so true.
Ain't it the truth!!
