Lies don't come easy to me, DD, but since it's happy hour I'll be happy to land you a whopper.

Only you have to figure out if it's a lie (see, there's always a catch!) I've been wanting to say this for so long (maybe I'm starting lying right here) but I adore, simply adore, all those behind-the-scenes-PM'ing passive-agressive wannabees who populate SoWal! They make me crack up. They're so adorable when they have their little hissie fits...I just want to cluck cluck "there, there, dear" and soothe their little victimized souls...but I can't. The entertainment factor is just too great.
