Potential Captions:
$1,400 to Fix the AC? Screw you!
1. Before the DeLorean, Dr. Emmett Brown went through a few prototypes.
2. After the terrorists hit Sears, all kinds of things were embedded in vehicles in the parking lot.
3. Do-It-Yourself Cryogenics.
4. What the Batmobile looked like after Bruce Wayne got caught up in the Enron scandal.
5. Hey. Leopard-Skin Jackets require a little extra 'oomph' in your pimpmobile's AC.
Best of David Simon
"The bad news is that GEICO cancelled my auto insurance after hurrican Katrina. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my air conditioning."
"Dear, I suspect our daughter is doing it in the back seat too, but don't you think your surveillance equipment is a tad, um, obvious?"
Best of evariste
When "Pimp My Ride" Goes Wrong
Best of Cybrludite
Who air-condition Bartertown?
Best of racerboy
That's gotta be the first time I've seen duct tape and bungees actually increase the value of a hoopty! Props!
Of course, the reason the generator's so big and bungeed to the trunk lid is 'cause it's ALSO providing power for the fridge full of MD20-20 in the trunk!
I got ya frikken hybrid luxury vehicle right here, Mutha fu@*a!
Best of divine miss m
(Standard cap. #477
"I'm here to pick up your daughter for the prom..." Best of Rodney Dill
DRUDGEBREAKING: Britney Spears purchases a new home. Developing...
Best of Silhouette
"America, what a country! Just a few months ago I was a poor African with a battery on my head."
Best of GOP & College
Who needs good looks when you've got redneck engineering!
Best of prince of leaves
After having been forced to resign in disgrace after Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans' levee engineers have found a new line of business.
Bumper sticker: "My Other Car is a Mercedes With a Gas-Powered Ceiling Fan."
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Nice. Making fun of a pimp trying to cool himself from Bush's global warming machine. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.
Best of Adjustah
Times were tough for the Ghostbusters...
Best of Submariner
Times were difficult, but still, somehow, Huggy Bear managed to survive.
Best of Mr. Right
"In business news: Good Humor announced drastic cost-cuts for the 3rd quarter today..."
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Potential Captions:
Q. How Do You Keep Your A$$hole From Getting Sunburnt?
1. "Greetings 'My Man' What is the 'Down Low' Here in the 'Hood?' Would you happen to be 'Chilling' with your 'Homies?'"
2. A parasol and a parasite.
3. The umbrella was a sensible precaution ever since Senator Reid almost drowned while waiting for his limo in a light drizzle.
4. "My work here is finished. Toodle-oo, losers!" -- If Mary Poppins Was a Democrat.
5. "Well, maybe if you had smeared blood on your mantle, your firstborn would have survived the hurricane."
6. Senator Reid is deathly afraid of oobleck.
7. "So, when the looting started, did you get anything good?"
8. "Yo, Homes. Where can a whitebread score some smack?"
9. "Sure, Bubba, I'd love to see your shrimp boat."
10. "Does Marcellus look like a ***** to me? Let me Focus Group that and get back to you."
Best of What, me worry?
"Say bro! Where'd you learn to dap like dat?"
"I digs da way you haves your ho holdin' your umbrella when she's not holdin your hairy reed!"
Best of The Man
Reid: Where is all this chocolate I keep hearing about?
Best of Van Helsing
Senator Reid prudently holds his wallet out of reach behind his back.
Best of Shayne
"... and you say you're an actual black man?"
Best of Cybrludite
"So, you shillin' for donations an' votes by tap-dancin' on the graves of 1,200 of my neighbors? Well, as you can see by my shirt, I'll be voting Republican this year. Maybe I'll vote fo' y'all nex' time if you ditch that cracker, Byrd...", and then Harry Reid woke up screaming.
Best of David Simon
"You sure is lucky you is white Mr. Reid. If you was a brother and you killed Patriot Act, you'd be doin' 20 to life."
Best of sonicfrog
Lightning strike now. Please Oh Please Oh Please!!!!!!
Best of Anonymous
So do we have a deal? I have never trusted this white girl and have always wanted an impoverished, black manservant to hold my umbrella.
Best of prince of leaves
"So, where might I find some of this 'lagniappe' of which you speak?"
"And Senator, be sure to have the stuffed green peppers at Rocky and Carlo's when you visit Chalmette later today..."
"Thank you for showing me the prototype of your new hurricane protection system for New Orleans, Senator...Gosh, is there nothing big government can't do?"
Among Nancy's many duties as Sen. Reid's assistant was to swat away the giant flying yarmulkes.
Best of Dusty
Sorry, I don't speak jive, but I do have my interpreter with me.
I'm here to arrange a New Orleans funeral for the Democrat party.
Best of Submariner
So it's a deal! I'll get you three cases of Colt 45 and you whack Dick Cheney for me?
