If this were true, wouldn't there be a hurricane following me from my house to Ace Hardware, back to my house, over to the sprinkler system, back to my office, over to the post office, back to my office, over to a meeting in Ft. Walton, back to my office....

Really? That is so cool!
I doubt it is original though.Great- now the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast is today's earworm.
"No one's slick like Gaston no one's quick like Gaston"....
