Watch Out Alabama Speeders!

[kathydwells]

The Alabama State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Auburn . For the first offense, they give you two Auburn Tigers tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 football fans around a TV watching all the Bowl Games?
A. The Auburn Tigers.

Q. What do the Auburn Tigers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 75,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep a Auburn team out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Auburn in case of a tornado?
A. To the football field - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Auburn player with a National Championship ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Auburn Tigers and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Auburn Tigers and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

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Good ones!

 

[flyforfun]

The Alabama State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Auburn . For the first offense, they give you two Auburn Tigers tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Kathy, specifically what road are they handing out those tickets at, cause I need two Iron Bowl tickets!

 

[kathydwells]

Kathy, specifically what road are they handing out those tickets at, cause I need two Iron Bowl tickets!

I will tell you if you are sitting on the Bama side. ;-)

OH, I know, I know....I can just see it now. After the Iron Bowl if we lose...and there is ALWAYS that possibility, I will be eating these words and I know it. But I can take it I am a big girl. So, all you Auburn fans out there know, that I will eat my words if you are lucky enough to beat us this year.

 

[greenroomsurfer]

Say what ya want but it still Alabama! I'll be an LSU fan for one day.

 

[drunkkenartist]

Thanks for the warning! When I drive to BB's I'll use my cruise control!

 

[Matt J]

Thanks for the warning! When I drive to BB's I'll use my cruise control!

You cruising under control? :funn:

 

[traderx]

The Alabama State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Auburn . For the first offense, they give you two Auburn Tigers tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

I entered a contest several years ago. The winner got a trip to a U of Florida football game. First place included two nights in Gaineville and second place was three nights in Gainesville. Unfortunately, I came in second.