MAY I PLEASE VENT?!?!?
I just returned from my merry vacation at the gulf, in a state whose authorities want all our mismanaged water from north of Atlanta. Part of our "mismanagement" involves watering restrictions that would make your tongue dry up and fall out, yet I saw a veritable plethora of folk who think that driveways and streets need to be watered--in the middle of the freakin' day!!! Most of the offenders were commercial properties/subdivisions. I saw one business who had left a hose on so long that there was literally a pond in the yard. Bat turds.
So, once again, NoHall's lessons on irrigation for grownups:
First of all, watering your grass every day is bad for it. You make it dependent on water. Water less frequently, but deeply. Your grass will develop deeper roots and will actually become drought tolerant.
Water just before dawn. If you water in the evening, the excess water sets up fungi, which is not what you want in your grass. If you water in the middle of the day, you're losing a lot of the water to evaporation AND you're damaging the plants. The droplets act like little magnifying glasses on the leaves and will actually burn them. If you water before dawn, the fungi-causing excess will evaporate before it has time to burn.
Adjust your dad-gummed sprinkler heads. You shouldn't be watering driveways and streets.
I'm going to organize a protest if this doesn't improve. Instead of having a standoff at the Buford Dam, I'm going to invite 10,000 of my best friends to the state line and encourage them to all pee in the Chattahoochee...that will provide y'all plenty of "water," right?