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30gAy

Beach Fanatic
Jul 4, 2006
417
0
The greater SoWal metro area
Oh Hooray,

I welcome the thought of hordes of squealing children decending upon the coast with about as much enthusiasm as a red tide outbreak.

Come to think of it, both cause a similar irritation.

Never one to let the opportunity to turn lemons into lemonade, however, I had devised a plan to help me, and like minded folks, cope with this calamity.

I'm going to write Camp Watercolor and encourage them to create the world's largest sand spur topiary. We'll get the little brats to run all over south Walton collecting those irriating little spurs to build into some giant teddy bear shaped sculpture or something.

It will keep them entertained and then we can use one irritant to eliminate another.
 

Ritackay

Beach Lover
Oct 25, 2005
233
0
Santa Rosa Beach
Well..... maybe the people who will flock down to see Watercolor will get down here and realize they can't afford it, then they will buy up some of the places that are reasonably priced that some of us are SO desperate to sell!

Sounds good anyway. :dunno:
 

Miss Kitty

Meow
Jun 10, 2005
47,011
1,131
71
Oh Hooray,

I welcome the thought of hordes of squealing children decending upon the coast with about as much enthusiasm as a red tide outbreak.

Come to think of it, both cause a similar irritation.

Never one to let the opportunity to turn lemons into lemonade, however, I had devised a plan to help me, and like minded folks, cope with this calamity.

I'm going to write Camp Watercolor and encourage them to create the world's largest sand spur topiary. We'll get the little brats to run all over south Walton collecting those irriating little spurs to build into some giant teddy bear shaped sculpture or something.

It will keep them entertained and then we can use one irritant to eliminate another.

The demise of the rugrats! :clap_1:
 

BeachSteelers

Beach Fanatic
Feb 18, 2006
473
48
Seagrove
That outta increase the ultra rich knuckleheads that visit there. Maybe I'll end up picking up more of their lovely plastic cups which seem to wash up all over our beaches!:bang:
 

InletBchDweller

SoWal Insider
Feb 14, 2006
6,802
263
56
Prairieville, La
Those are the best drinkin cups, they can be put in the dishwasher and if you leave them somewhere (not on the beach) then all is not lost....Same equivalent to mardi gras cup (right skunk ape???) I still think that them washing up on the beach is a :nono1: :nono1: :nono1: :nono1: :nono1: :nono1:

quote=BeachSteelers;151116]That outta increase the ultra rich knuckleheads that visit there. Maybe I'll end up picking up more of their lovely plastic cups which seem to wash up all over our beaches!:bang:[/quote]
 

Santiago

Beach Fanatic
May 29, 2005
635
91
seagrove beach
Oh Hooray,

I welcome the thought of hordes of squealing children decending upon the coast with about as much enthusiasm as a red tide outbreak.

Come to think of it, both cause a similar irritation.

Never one to let the opportunity to turn lemons into lemonade, however, I had devised a plan to help me, and like minded folks, cope with this calamity.

I'm going to write Camp Watercolor and encourage them to create the world's largest sand spur topiary. We'll get the little brats to run all over south Walton collecting those irriating little spurs to build into some giant teddy bear shaped sculpture or something.

It will keep them entertained and then we can use one irritant to eliminate another.
sorry, too quick with the trigger a moment ago. As I was about to say, you sound gay.
 
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