We found a man for scooterbug!

[scooterbug44]

Okay, I saw part of Johnny C. on 30-A TV last night.

I take it back, he is hilarious and a good potential! Makes me laugh, seems to have teeth, hates Facebook and Twitter inanity, and uses the phrase "cranial-rectal inversion" to describe major stupity. :rofl:

Ok here he is...coming next week, 6 2', 180, cut, Greek French, related, cooks, loves to clean, humourous, good in bed (I have only heard), only likes intelligent, alpha women over 30. Yes? No? Maybe? PM me.

Damn, I don't meet HIS criteria - I'm not 30 yet Hnooe!

Add to the list "must have own teeth". No exceptions.

Teeth is one of my criteria that SWGB thinks makes me "too picky". :roll:

That's a pretty short list, I threw my back out lifting the old one.

Nothing wrong with having standards - and most people admit my list isn't at all unreasonable, just cancels out many guys as the major criteria is: "non-smoker", "straight", "un-married", "employed", "teeth", "no drug use", and "within a decade of my age."

 

[Matt J]

I never said "has own teeth" is too picky. In fact I'm a teeth man myself. Once told a guy in a crowded bar I wouldn't date him because he had pucked up teeth.

 

[hnooe]

Scooterbug44--We love you and we LOVE to give you a hard time cause you are always a good sport!! Only good things will happen to you in the future!

 

[Teresa]

oh scooty - I just saw your siggy. its hilarious. and totally true! and my parents would DIE if I reminded them of this fact...

 

[Matt J]

Guess what?
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He's local. ;-)