Wednesday Blonde Joke

[Miss Kitty]

Subject: HOW TO TREAT A BLONDE

A plane Is on Its way to Toronto, when a blonde In Economy Class gets up, and moves to the First Class Section and sits down.

The Flight Attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the Blonde that she paid for Economy Class, and that she will have to sit In the back.

The Blonde replies, 'I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Toronto and I'm staying right here.' The Flight Attendant goes into the Cockpit and tells the Pilot and the Co-pilot that there Is a Blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs In Economy, and won't move back to her seat.

The Co-pilot goes back to the Blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The Blonde replies, 'I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm going To Toronto and I'm staying right here.'

The Co-pilot tells the Pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this Blonde woman won't listen to reason.

The Pilot says, 'you Say she is a Blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak Blonde.'

He goes back to the Blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, 'Oh, I'm sorry.' and gets up and goes back to her seat In Economy..

The Flight Attendant and Co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, 'First Class isn't going to Toronto '
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[Lynnie]

Sometimes I feel very blonde!

 

[Mermaid]

That was good! I'm adding another!

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."

The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."

"Very good!" said St. Peter.

The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball." (this is a SoWal joke, can't you tell? )

St. Peter fainted.

 

[Miss Kitty]

 

[sunspotbaby]

My hair is really brown.

 

[Mermaid]

I think I should change the punchline of the joke from "St. Peter fainted" to "jdarg and mermy fainted."

 

[kathydwells]

Y'all must be missing me. ;-) Very funny indeed!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mermaid]

Y'all must be missing me. ;-) Very funny indeed!!!!!!!!!

Yes, that's what I thought when I saw the brave Kitty trying to fill those fab Blonde Joke boots of yours...that you should be giving them to us!! So. Now that you're here for a few minutes how about a joke?

 

[Miss Kitty]

Yes, that's what I thought when I saw the brave Kitty trying to fill those fab Blonde Joke boots of yours...that you should be giving them to us!! So. Now that you're here for a few minutes how about a joke?

Ain't that the truth! My evil/good plan has worked! Darlene (the only REAL BLONDE!) is back in the house!

 

[Mermaid]

Ain't that the truth! My evil/good plan has worked! Darlene (the only REAL BLONDE!) is back in the house!

Maybe this one will get her back (hint hint Darlene)

Why does a Blonde keep Empty Beer bottles in her fridge? ? ?

They are for Those who Don?t Drink?.