weird, wacky tourist complaints

[sunspotbaby]

pretty funny stuff...

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[seagrovegirl]

Thank you, SSB!!!! After 25 years of working with the public/tourists, I have a few stories that did not make it to court, but was threatened with some crazy stuff. Beware, some wackos are really out there.

 

[Matt J]

My all time favorite is a refund for inclement weather.

 

[Deli Love]

My all time favorite is a refund for inclement weather.

A big angry man with a SEC team T-shirt and a passel of wet, hyper kids come in the deli, In a very personal and accusatory voice he asks "How long is this rain going to last!"
I tell them to go watch the Truman Show and find the guy that controls the weather in the Sail Boat scene and talk to him!
4th of July people can't figure out why they can't park. I assume they think only a chosen few get the bright idea to come to a beautiful Seaside town on the worlds most beautiful beaches for a holiday.
I love them, I truly do! They are my inspiration to go on vacation and just enjoy myself.

 

[Matt J]

Oh and those pesky red flags, why do they always get scheduled for their vacation? :roll:

 

[Deli Love]

Did you know that we put the flies and jelly fish there just to sell cactus juice?

 

[Matt J]

I heard the pool companies dump seaweed out there too.

 

[Deli Love]

Evil plots and conspiracies set into motion by local businesses! We've been discovered!