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[Lou Deman]

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Satire from The Borowitz Report

Hawley Concerned That Being a Coward Is Overshadowing His Work as a Fascist​

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senator Josh Hawley is “deeply concerned” that his newfound national reputation for cowardice is overshadowing his commitment to end democracy.

“People see one video of me fleeing like a terrified bunny, and they think that’s all there is to me,” Hawley told reporters at a press conference. “They’re totally forgetting that I’m also a guy who tried to overturn a free and fair election.”

Hawley admitted that, although it is tempting to stereotype him as “a guy who was scared shitless of a mob he had egged on earlier in the day, that’s just one side of me. What about the side of me that wantonly subverts democracy? That should count for something.”

“People are focussing on the totally chickenshit Josh Hawley and ignoring the lusting-for-autocracy Josh Hawley,” he complained.

Hawley’s press conference was cut short after a reporter asked a question and the senator ran away.

Way to post an article labeled satire to try to back up your opinion, well played

 

[Lou Deman]

I agree that prospective parents should require training. But if we aren't raising children properly the world will remain broken and the Earth will suffer. Humans are destroying the planet as surely as cancer destroys a human.

I agree to a point, there's no doubt we are the architects of many of our own issues, your view seems very 'Georgia Stone'. Odd how that thing is gone like a fart in the wind

 

[Teresa]

Way to post an article labeled satire to try to back up your opinion, well played

Hope you liked it. Sometimes humor is necessary. It serves to highlight the most truthful aspects of an absurd situation.

 

[PoppaJ]

UT professor to Oak Ridge League: Most recent terrorist attacks in U.S. made by right-wing groups​

“However, in the past seven years, most terrorist attacks in the United States, “probably two-thirds to three-fourths, would be categorized by the FBI and by a University of Maryland project as right-wing terrorism,”

UT professor to Oak Ridge League: Most recent terrorist attacks in U.S. made by right-wing groups

Most terrorist attacks in the U.S. in the last seven years have been made by right-wing groups, a professor told the Oak Ridge League of Women Voters.

www.oakridger.com

 

[Lou Deman]

UT professor to Oak Ridge League: Most recent terrorist attacks in U.S. made by right-wing groups​

“However, in the past seven years, most terrorist attacks in the United States, “probably two-thirds to three-fourths, would be categorized by the FBI and by a University of Maryland project as right-wing terrorism,”

UT professor to Oak Ridge League: Most recent terrorist attacks in U.S. made by right-wing groups

Most terrorist attacks in the U.S. in the last seven years have been made by right-wing groups, a professor told the Oak Ridge League of Women Voters.

www.oakridger.com

Ah, The dreaded white supremisist, No one knows where they are or how many and no one has ever met one but they are the greatest threat to America ever. Man just think of how much money can be spent chasing a ghost if you convince the people that the ghost exists.

Kinda like if you didn’t get the covid shot you as well as everyone around you would die. I can promise you one thing no one that didn’t get the shot regrets it. If only the science and stats backed up the fear

 

[PoppaJ]

Ah, The dreaded white supremisist, No one knows where they are or how many and no one has ever met one but they are the greatest threat to America ever. Man just think of how much money can be spent chasing a ghost if you convince the people that the ghost exists.

Kinda like if you didn’t get the covid shot you as well as everyone around you would die. I can promise you one thing no one that didn’t get the shot regrets it. If only the science and stats backed up the fear

I strongly encourage every right winger to avoid the COVID vaccine.

 

[PoppaJ]

Ah, The dreaded white supremisist, No one knows where they are or how many and no one has ever met one but they are the greatest threat to America ever. Man just think of how much money can be spent chasing a ghost if you convince the people that the ghost exists.

Kinda like if you didn’t get the covid shot you as well as everyone around you would die. I can promise you one thing no one that didn’t get the shot regrets it. If only the science and stats backed up the fear

Ask trump about the white supremacist he hosted for diner at Mar-a-Lardo and his order to “stand back and stand by” to his favorite white supremacist group.

Edit: here is one of the “tourists” at the Capitol displaying the flag he proudly gives his loyalty.

We can do this all day

Former KKK leader endorses Trump for president again – and Tucker Carlson for VP​

Perhaps the US’s most renowned racial extremist has long supported what he sees as the president’s white nationalist agenda

Former KKK leader endorses Trump for president again

Perhaps the US’s most renowned racial extremist has long supported what he sees as the president’s white nationalist agenda

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Lou Deman]

Ask trump about the white supremacist he hosted for diner at Mar-a-Lardo and his order to “stand back and stand by” to his favorite white supremacist group.

Edit: here is one of the “tourists” at the Capitol displaying the flag he proudly gives his loyalty.

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We can do this all day

Former KKK leader endorses Trump for president again – and Tucker Carlson for VP​

Perhaps the US’s most renowned racial extremist has long supported what he sees as the president’s white nationalist agenda

Former KKK leader endorses Trump for president again

Perhaps the US’s most renowned racial extremist has long supported what he sees as the president’s white nationalist agenda

www.independent.co.uk

I was trying to find it but I can't. What race is the head of the white supremacist group you speak of?

 

[Lou Deman]

I will put together a task force and track down an kill the yeti that has plagued our country forever. If you want to know how much money we will need the answer is more, there's thousands of them out there and they are going to get your loved ones. They are the greatest threat to have ever existed and if you deny they exist you are a loon

 

[Lou Deman]

Ask trump about the white supremacist he hosted for diner at Mar-a-Lardo and his order to “stand back and stand by” to his favorite white supremacist group.

Edit: here is one of the “tourists” at the Capitol displaying the flag he proudly gives his loyalty.

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We can do this all day

Former KKK leader endorses Trump for president again – and Tucker Carlson for VP​

Perhaps the US’s most renowned racial extremist has long supported what he sees as the president’s white nationalist agenda

Former KKK leader endorses Trump for president again

Perhaps the US’s most renowned racial extremist has long supported what he sees as the president’s white nationalist agenda

www.independent.co.uk

Let me get this straight, the leader of the super strong KKK supports Trump, man they are a mighty force, everyone is very scared of them. Trump denouncing them doesn't mean anything though, got it.

Your next point is Trump supporters have Trump flags, man who would have thought. Now lets do anything else with flags and supporters, literally anything, got it

Or that some guy is carrying a confederate flag? What does this flag mean to the guy carrying it? Of coarse you assume to know his thoughts and his beliefs because thats how your side rolls. Got it

Side note: These people don't seem to be too destructive, except for the person in the red hat, she's 100% loitering, since that is what the majority of protestors have been charged with