what do retired people do all day?
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I don't know if ya'll have seen this one, but its funny enough to have another go around.
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners..
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners..
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Steele Mama posted those for us recently (and I'm too lazy to tell you where) but I always enjoy reading them, and this seems like the perfect thread for it!
A friend of mine told me her 60-something year old mother bought some Lucky jeans, which apparently say "lucky" on the fly. She said, "What does that mean? That she's lucky if she can zip them? Or that she's lucky if she can get them unzipped before she pees on herself?"
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LOL thats cute. My fav is 'Pin the toupee on the bald guy' hehehe.
But ummmm...I've already lost my car in the parking lot a couple of times. My old car had one of those alarms I could activate and find my car that way. The current alram system doesn;t go off until I'm a few feet away.
But ummmm...I've already lost my car in the parking lot a couple of times. My old car had one of those alarms I could activate and find my car that way. The current alram system doesn;t go off until I'm a few feet away.
Could be the battery on your clicker. Make sure it's okay for you to change it though in the user's manual.