Once my insignificant other decided to surprise me for my birthday with a large plywood cutout in the front yard, painted with sign announcing "Happy Birthday" and a large painted cartoon of me.
Well, he didn't use water proof paint, and so when it rained the entire sign melted down the face of the plywood. And so there was my effigy for all the world to see, melting like a candy bar in the hands of some fat toddler.
Funny, the work went from a Charles Shultz to a Jackson Pollack in about half and hour. I later sold it on ebay and bought myself a real birthday present.
Well, he didn't use water proof paint, and so when it rained the entire sign melted down the face of the plywood. And so there was my effigy for all the world to see, melting like a candy bar in the hands of some fat toddler.
Funny, the work went from a Charles Shultz to a Jackson Pollack in about half and hour. I later sold it on ebay and bought myself a real birthday present.