GTTBM. sure we can call Whitey - and we will drink responsibly - we won't fall off the porch!!
When girls drink too much
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OK, OK - or a table either!!! I can't help it that I am a cheap date!!!
I love waking up the next day and replaying the nite...then going, I did that? I get very opinionated and extremely Smart after a couple...GEEZ! Tee Hee.
Allifunn said:awwwww..it's ok Darlene...I am just getting adjusted to my life...it is a good thing! I am moving towards a goal...I miss my old life, but I am looking forward to my new one!! It makes me melancholy sometimes, that's all...and I heart you for caring!
here's a little story to cheer you up! in regard to picking up food off the floor..my friends and i were at a bar in the fort worth stockyards about 10 years ago--back when i could still hang with the best of 'em. we had mannnnnnnnnny glasses of wine and summer's husband kept calling wanting her to bring him food home. so, after we finished eating our food, she got a to go box and filled it with french fries and a couple of cheese sticks, I think. On the way out, we stopped in the ladies room and she set the to go box on the sink. Well, when she was washing her hands, the box fell on the floor. She scooped up the fries and went on her way. On the way home, she felt guilty, so she stopped at Taco Bell to get him some "real food". By the time she got home, she had to RUN to the bathroom and just threw all the stuff on the table. When she came out, she intended to throw the french fries away--but they were GONE. He had eaten them.
We have kept this secret for many years. ;-)
destindreamin said:here's a little story to cheer you up! in regard to picking up food off the floor..my friends and i were at a bar in the fort worth stockyards about 10 years ago--back when i could still hang with the best of 'em. we had mannnnnnnnnny glasses of wine and summer's husband kept calling wanting her to bring him food home. so, after we finished eating our food, she got a to go box and filled it with french fries and a couple of cheese sticks, I think. On the way out, we stopped in the ladies room and she set the to go box on the sink. Well, when she was washing her hands, the box fell on the floor. She scooped up the fries and went on her way. On the way home, she felt guilty, so she stopped at Taco Bell to get him some "real food". By the time she got home, she had to RUN to the bathroom and just threw all the stuff on the table. When she came out, she intended to throw the french fries away--but they were GONE. He had eaten them.
OMG....gross.... 
I'm a very happy drunk -- I laugh constantly.
Definitely guilty of "Oh my god! I love this song!", sitting in the floor to take a quick nap ("I'm just resting my eyes for a minute") and drunk dialing.
My worst story is probably this one, and it's more embarassing than bad.... I had been dating my boyfriend (now husband) for about 6 months when we were at his parent's home for his sister's engagement party. We were 19 or 20 and had been drinking more than our fair share of everything. The last thing I remember is helping him in the bathroom while he was getting sick and I decided to 'rest my eyes' for a second. Well, the party ended and his family couldn't find me. They thought I had wandered off and were looking around the neighborhood for me in the middle of the night. It took them a while to realize I was just passed out in the bathroom floor. What's funnier is that my husband decided to take a shower so he did that and then stepped over me to get out and go to bed...
Definitely guilty of "Oh my god! I love this song!", sitting in the floor to take a quick nap ("I'm just resting my eyes for a minute") and drunk dialing.
My worst story is probably this one, and it's more embarassing than bad.... I had been dating my boyfriend (now husband) for about 6 months when we were at his parent's home for his sister's engagement party. We were 19 or 20 and had been drinking more than our fair share of everything. The last thing I remember is helping him in the bathroom while he was getting sick and I decided to 'rest my eyes' for a second. Well, the party ended and his family couldn't find me. They thought I had wandered off and were looking around the neighborhood for me in the middle of the night. It took them a while to realize I was just passed out in the bathroom floor. What's funnier is that my husband decided to take a shower so he did that and then stepped over me to get out and go to bed...
Drunk stories... funn! I'm a happy drunk. But lose IQ points quickly. I flashed the whole bar once after a a shopping trip for new lingerie. I meant to just show my sister and one thing led to another. I also have a panties in the purse story, but you'll need to be drunk to hear it. 
So I'm happy and overly friendly drunk. I only drink with a chaperone now. The girls at work will even ask "Who's watching you?" when we go out. They cut me off before I can get into trouble anymore. (party poopers)
Hope no one from my church is lurking here. :shock:
So I'm happy and overly friendly drunk. I only drink with a chaperone now. The girls at work will even ask "Who's watching you?" when we go out. They cut me off before I can get into trouble anymore. (party poopers)
Hope no one from my church is lurking here. :shock:
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got any pics?
Perfect example
Cheering472 said:Drunk stories... funn! I'm a happy drunk. But lose IQ points quickly. I flashed the whole bar once after a a shopping trip for new lingerie. I meant to just show my sister and one thing led to another. I also have a panties in the purse story, but you'll need to be drunk to hear it.
So I'm happy and overly friendly drunk. I only drink with a chaperone now. The girls at work will even ask "Who's watching you?" when we go out. They cut me off before I can get into trouble anymore. (party poopers)
Hope no one from my church is lurking here. :shock:
Did you say your son is going to be a preacher? Oh, you are going to get into big trouble.
dbuck said:Did you say your son is going to be a preacher? Oh, you are going to get into big trouble.
Yep, he'd give me grief for sure. Hope he learns tolerance at the seminary
Until then sshhhh, let him go on thinking mom is wonderful ;-)