You might be a cougar if....

[mikecat adjuster]

Funny you should ask, we came up with some new terms last night.

Cougar - A female of a certain age who is financially stable and pursues younger men.
Cougay - A male of a certain age who is financially stable and pursues younger men.
Silver Back - A male of a certain age who is financially stable and pursues younger women.
Puppy - A younger male who pursues women of a certain age and financial stability.

Now I know. I'm a Puppy. Well, I'd take a younger Cougar, too. Guess that would make it puppy love

 

[Matt J]

:funn:...those aren't cougars, those are cougarettes.

I feel another cougar hunt coming on. Need to go get my white pants and black girdle ready. Did I just say...girdle????

They are something alright.

Furthest on the left; I thought she was having a seizure, but it turned out to be dancing.
To the right of her; this is the one with the white pants and black undies. To her credit she didn't spill a drop of the wine she was drinking on the dance floor. Miss Kitty does a pretty good impression of her "moves".
All the way over to the right; this is the one that was apparently wearing a back brace, we could see it sticking out from under her shirt.

A funn group indeed. I believe the two on the left are perhaps a couple since we spotted them later in the night grinding by the gazebo. I guess that would make them lougars.

 

[aggieb]

lougers.

 

[Sheila]

:funn:...those aren't cougars, those are cougarettes.

I feel another cougar hunt coming on. Need to go get my white pants and black girdle ready. Did I just say...girdle????

Don't forget your washboard! You can serenade them into submission, you vampy thang! :funn:

 

[Allifunn]

You are way too young for that ali

I'll take that as a complement, I think

 

[audie]

They are something alright.

Furthest on the left; I thought she was having a seizure, but it turned out to be dancing.
To the right of her; this is the one with the white pants and black undies. To her credit she didn't spill a drop of the wine she was drinking on the dance floor. Miss Kitty does a pretty good impression of her "moves".
All the way over to the right; this is the one that was apparently wearing a back brace, we could see it sticking out from under her shirt.

A funn group indeed. I believe the two on the left are perhaps a couple since we spotted them later in the night grinding by the gazebo. I guess that would make them lougars.

i thought these were what you coughed up, esp. if you have a bad cold.

oh wait - that's a loogie....

 

[Lynnie]

Wouldn't they be loogas?

 

[Matt J]

Wouldn't they be loogas?

Puckin' loogas!

 

[JUL]

They are something alright.

Furthest on the left; I thought she was having a seizure, but it turned out to be dancing.
To the right of her; this is the one with the white pants and black undies. To her credit she didn't spill a drop of the wine she was drinking on the dance floor. Miss Kitty does a pretty good impression of her "moves".
All the way over to the right; this is the one that was apparently wearing a back brace, we could see it sticking out from under her shirt.

A funn group indeed. I believe the two on the left are perhaps a couple since we spotted them later in the night grinding by the gazebo. I guess that would make them lougars.

are they having funn? they look a little sedate!

 

[JUL]

maybe they need to be drinking lattes instead of libations