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Smiling JOe

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Nov 18, 2004
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Well, this just blows! :roll:
My lack of interest in celebrating the usual holidays is probably directly connected to me working on those holidays for so many years, especially on the drinking holidays like NYEve. There is nothing like catering to a bunch of drunks and going to the other side of the bar is no better for me.
 

audie

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May 15, 2005
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My lack of interest in celebrating the usual holidays is probably directly connected to me working on those holidays for so many years, especially on the drinking holidays like NYEve. There is nothing like catering to a bunch of drunks and going to the other side of the bar is no better for me.

amen sj, i hear you loud and clear !
 

InletBchDweller

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Feb 14, 2006
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HMMMM..........
new years eve I plan on wearing sun dress, bare feet, riding around in a golf cart parade, drinkin libations :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
 

whiteyfunn

SoWal Staff
Jul 1, 2005
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Really?

I feel like I never think about it. I ended up ripping the slit in my skirt last year up to my hoo ha, so I need to really think it out this year. And something that makes sense when you have to hoist yourself up on the bar.

Haha. This is so true. Last year I was pretty disappointed in my outfit but this year my wardrobe will be making a comeback!! I don't know what it is yet but I hope there's confetti all over it the next day!
 

30gAy

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Jul 4, 2006
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Darling I'm so glad you asked,

After getting a few wardrobe tips from our local gaggle of drag queens -I was made privy to one of the most fabulous fashion tips known to man.....or perhaps in this case men dressed as women....anyways I digress- Duct Tape!

Yes b*tches, you heard me. Duct Tape.

Nothing else save for a whale bone corset is ever going to get this plump turkey into my post thanksgiving dressing until I found out that a few whirls of duct tape around the mid-section can slim you like you spend 3 hours a day squeezing a Suzanne Sommer's Thigh-Master, with Suzanne still inside it.
 
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Cheering472

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Nov 3, 2005
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Darling I'm so glad you asked,

After getting a few wardrobe tips from our local gaggle of drag queens -I was made privy to one of the most fabulous fashion tips known to man.....or perhaps in this case men dressed as women....anyways I digress- Duct Tape!

Yes b*tches, you heard me. Duct Tape.

Nothing else save for a whale bone corset is ever going to get this plump turkey into my post thanksgiving dressing until I found out that a few whirls of duct tape around the mid-section can slim you like you spend 3 hours a day squeezing a Suzanne Sommer's Thigh-Master, with Suzanne still inside it.

It holds boobage in place as well.
 

Biff

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Darling I'm so glad you asked,

After getting a few wardrobe tips from our local gaggle of drag queens -I was made privy to one of the most fabulous fashion tips known to man.....or perhaps in this case men dressed as women....anyways I digress- Duct Tape!

Yes b*tches, you heard me. Duct Tape.

Nothing else save for a whale bone corset is ever going to get this plump turkey into my post thanksgiving dressing until I found out that a few whirls of duct tape around the mid-section can slim you like you spend 3 hours a day squeezing a Suzanne Sommer's Thigh-Master, with Suzanne still inside it.
 

Smiling JOe

SoWal Expert
Nov 18, 2004
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Darling I'm so glad you asked,

After getting a few wardrobe tips from our local gaggle of drag queens -I was made privy to one of the most fabulous fashion tips known to man.....or perhaps in this case men dressed as women....anyways I digress- Duct Tape!

Yes b*tches, you heard me. Duct Tape.

Nothing else save for a whale bone corset is ever going to get this plump turkey into my post thanksgiving dressing until I found out that a few whirls of duct tape around the mid-section can slim you like you spend 3 hours a day squeezing a Suzanne Sommer's Thigh-Master, with Suzanne still inside it.
So maybe I can use some duck tape to hide my belly fat, and will be able to pick up hotties at the gym. :scratch:
 

Kimmifunn

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Jun 27, 2005
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In the day on New Year's Eve, I will be wearing the usual clothing. For the night, I will be wearing my pj's. Did I tell you that I don't like crowds?

:roll: Will you do it for me?
You should hide and take pictures of us.
BTW...Drex and Gfunn cancelled Pasadena cause Gus can't stand us being at the Red Bar without him.

Sound familiar jfunn?
 
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