Darling I'm so glad you asked,
After getting a few wardrobe tips from our local gaggle of drag queens -I was made privy to one of the most fabulous fashion tips known to man.....or perhaps in this case men dressed as women....anyways I digress- Duct Tape!
Yes b*tches, you heard me. Duct Tape.
Nothing else save for a whale bone corset is ever going to get this plump turkey into my post thanksgiving dressing until I found out that a few whirls of duct tape around the mid-section can slim you like you spend 3 hours a day squeezing a Suzanne Sommer's Thigh-Master, with Suzanne still inside it.