Do you have those blow up thingys? There is a Nativity and a Bear holding a driedel! Crass crass indeed! Oh, and when people outline their houses and driveways with the huge white lights it looks like a landing strip! Can you tell I am in a mood?
My mother is the sweetest, quietest, meekest little Southern woman in the world, (I know what you're thinking, and sassy skips a generation,) and one night last December we were in the car and she said to me, "You know those blow up snowmen that people put in the yard?" (I cringed, thinking that she wanted to get one...) "I really would like to go around and shoot them all with a gun..."
I said (and I quote,) " :shock: ...

... :funn:!!!" As if my mother would even know how to shoot a gun...!
I had to throw a wreath on the front of the ol' beach buggy. The old girl looks almost festive, instead of like a black tank.
Back when I drove a Jeep, I realized that the spare tire on the back was the size and shape of a Christmas wreath, and was centered squarely (roundly?) on the back door. Two bungee cords, a fake wreath, and a BIG ol' red bow--I thought it looked nice without looking like I drove through the neighbors' yards. My Mini already looks like a little smiling snowman. I just put the top down and play my Harry Connick and Charlie Brown Christmas real loud...