If I sing "Going Up the Country" by Canned Heat in a falsetto voice, our male Bullmastiff, Max, will come running from where ever he is in the house and will bonk his face right into mine. Nothing quite like having a head the size of a basketball headed right for your face!
Odd but pretty dang funny if you ask me!



for 30 minutes or more while he tries to catch one.
to drink water out of a garden hose. You had to hold it straight up so it made like a bubble fountain. That damn horse would stand there and drink as long as you would hold the hose up. I think she could hold 500 gallons!!!I think that if a Mastiff came and head butted me ....I would shut up.If I sing "Going Up the Country" by Canned Heat in a falsetto voice, our male Bullmastiff, Max, will come running from where ever he is in the house and will bonk his face right into mine. Nothing quite like having a head the size of a basketball headed right for your face!
Odd but pretty dang funny if you ask me!

I would tell about Lil Seaside's neutered Schnauzer and what he does to a stuffed lion every night (And I mean every night), but the bounds of common decency prevent me from being graphic about a s_x act between a dog and an inanimate object.
It gets embarassing to our infrequent (and never to return) guests!![]()
:funn:I think that if a Mastiff came and head butted me ....I would shut up.![]()