Wierd Pet Habits

[Cork On the Ocean]

I would tell about Lil Seaside's neutered Schnauzer and what he does to a stuffed lion every night (And I mean every night), but the bounds of common decency prevent me from being graphic about a s_x act between a dog and an inanimate object.

It gets embarassing to our infrequent (and never to return) guests!

Well, I've got her pretty much broke of it but most everyone knows how neurotic Sunshine is. How she NEVER takes her eyes off of me. She's totally in love with me. Well, when we went to bed, she would start licking my legs. Then the licks get faster and faster, then she throws one of her legs over mine and then uses my leg for an inanimate object. Only when we go to bed. The REALLY odd thing is that a friend has a Chinese Crested (LOLA) and we were talking and she said that LOLA goes through EXACTLY the same routine. must have something to do with the naked body or something

here it's (dog) G-A-S!!!:sick:

Trust me, Sunshine is the worst ever! I think she has IBS

Our Pepper (standard poodle) runs in circles and bites her butt whenever we cough or sneeze. When anything shiny or noisy is in the kitchen (like the sound of new garbage bags or the reflections from aluminum foil) or when she sees reflections from liquid in glasses or silverware at the dinner table, she runs in circles and bites her butt.

You need to get her off the coffee!

 

[Cheering472]

Well, I've got her pretty much broke of it but most everyone knows how neurotic Sunshine is. How she NEVER takes her eyes off of me. She's totally in love with me. Well, when we went to bed, she would start licking my legs. Then the licks get faster and faster, then she throws one of her legs over mine and then uses my leg for an inanimate object. Only when we go to bed. The REALLY odd thing is that a friend has a Chinese Crested (LOLA) and we were talking and she said that LOLA goes through EXACTLY the same routine. must have something to do with the naked body or something

It's your boobs.

 

[Mango]

They say pets take on the charachters of their owners, so this was quite the eye opening thread.

 

[rosiee7777]

I was late for work this morning as I had to take Jess my outside cat home, he had jumped up onto the back seat when I was getting the ice off the windows.
We got about 10 mins down the road when he jumped on the center console , about scared the crap out of me , he then sits in the passenger seat and curls up to go to sleep.

 

[DuneAHH]

I was late for work this morning as I had to take Jess my outside cat home, he had jumped up onto the back seat when I was getting the ice off the windows.
We got about 10 mins down the road when he jumped on the center console , about scared the crap out of me , he then sits in the passenger seat and curls up to go to sleep.

Awww...he wanted to go to work w/ Mom! Actually, I like to think things like this happen to save you from being in a wrong place at a wrong time. Jess may have saved your life today!

 

[ShallowsNole]

With three dogs and two cats, I don't even know where to start on this thread. Suffice it to say, never a dull moment...and never, EVER let guests walk into your home ahead of you.

 

[DuneAHH]

With three dogs and two cats, I don't even know where to start on this thread. Suffice it to say, never a dull moment...and never, EVER let guests walk into your home ahead of you.

Aww...come ON! Toss us a bone or some catnip!

 

[Will B]

Oops! I almost forgot about this one. Max's favorite chew toy is our bathroom scale. So much so that we have to keep it in the bathtub! If we put it down anywhere on the floor, he's after it. So with that in mind I present to you Max vs the Bathroom Scale!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzr1dxLPofY"]YouTube - Maximus vs the bathroom scale[/ame]

 

[DD]

Oops! I almost forgot about this one. Max's favorite chew toy is our bathroom scale. So much so that we have to keep it in the bathtub! If we put it down anywhere on the floor, he's after it. So with that in mind I present to you Max vs the Bathroom Scale!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzr1dxLPofY

I think I'll try this with my scale!

 

[NoHall]

Oops! I almost forgot about this one. Max's favorite chew toy is our bathroom scale. So much so that we have to keep it in the bathtub! If we put it down anywhere on the floor, he's after it. So with that in mind I present to you Max vs the Bathroom Scale!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzr1dxLPofY

I know how Max feels...