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Today in history, scientists announced they had successfully duplicated the sound heard just prior to the big bang. The sound heard was, "Uh Oh!".
Friendship between women:
A wife did not come home one night. The next day, she told her husband that she had slept over at her friend’s house. The husband called his wife’s 10 best friends. NONE of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A husband did not come home one night. The next day, he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife called her husband’s 20 best male friends. Eighteen of them confirmed he had slept at their house and two of them claimed that he was still asleep.
A wife did not come home one night. The next day, she told her husband that she had slept over at her friend’s house. The husband called his wife’s 10 best friends. NONE of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A husband did not come home one night. The next day, he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife called her husband’s 20 best male friends. Eighteen of them confirmed he had slept at their house and two of them claimed that he was still asleep.
GROWING UP IS A WEIRD NOTION TO WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND. AS YOU GO THROUGH LIFE, YOUR PERSPECTIVES ON ALMOST EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE. HOW YOU DEFINE SUCCESS WILL CHANGE AS WELL. THINGS THAT YOU THOUGHT WERE IMPORTANT AT THE AGE OF 35 WILL BE USELESS WHEN YOU'RE 65. YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT NOW, BUT EVERYTHING WILL SHIFT...
AT AGE 4 SUCCESS IS NOT PEEING IN YOUR PANTS.
AT AGE 12 SUCCESS IS HAVING FRIENDS.
AT AGE 16 SUCCESS IS HAVING A DRIVERS LICENSE.
AT AGE 20 SUCCESS IS HAVING SEX.
AT AGE 35 SUCCESS IS HAVING MONEY.
AT AGE 60 SUCCESS IS HAVING MONEY
.AT AGE 70 SUCCESS IS HAVING SEX.
AT AGE 80 SUCCESS IS HAVING A DRIVERS LICENSE.
AT AGE 85 SUCCESS IS HAVING FRIENDS.
AT AGE 90 SUCCESS IS NOT PEEING IN YOUR PANTS.
AT AGE 4 SUCCESS IS NOT PEEING IN YOUR PANTS.
AT AGE 12 SUCCESS IS HAVING FRIENDS.
AT AGE 16 SUCCESS IS HAVING A DRIVERS LICENSE.
AT AGE 20 SUCCESS IS HAVING SEX.
AT AGE 35 SUCCESS IS HAVING MONEY.
AT AGE 60 SUCCESS IS HAVING MONEY
.AT AGE 70 SUCCESS IS HAVING SEX.
AT AGE 80 SUCCESS IS HAVING A DRIVERS LICENSE.
AT AGE 85 SUCCESS IS HAVING FRIENDS.
AT AGE 90 SUCCESS IS NOT PEEING IN YOUR PANTS.
Computer Password
A lady helps her husband install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects for his password "My penis".
As he proudly hits "enter", to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED!
A lady helps her husband install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects for his password "My penis".
As he proudly hits "enter", to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED!
