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Got Stood Up!!!!!

seagrovegirl avatar
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Life of a 40 something single girl just sucks...(can I say that Kurt).......Was stood up Saturday night....and I am really sad and questioning my self worth...am I old? Am I too fat? Is my hair not right? Was there a bugger in my nose??? What gives??? Advice please!!!!

I am not fishing for compliments....just want anyone who wishes to join in on the pity party. :confused:

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seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#227
No one will find it without specific instructions....trust me.

However..... Imatrucountrygirl and her beau have been hanging out here. Her Beau is a dead ringer for Alan Jackson, but taller!! They live a few miles from here and were one of the ones that said "how in the hell did you find this place?"

Also, have my bad a$$ puppies with me.

If we wants to try to find me...let em' at it. Good luck. He didn't get far hitch hiking with a beer trying to get to PW.
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#228
We might have to try finding it next week. What do we win if we do?
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#229
a keg of beer and a clean pool.
ShallowsNole avatar
Beach Fanatic
#230
My cop knew where it was as he helped me with the directions, but the part that threw him off was the fact it was SGG I was going there to see. ("D----? D---- who? On THAT road? WTF is she doing up there?) :floor:
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#231
Exactly!!!! Horses, goats, bunnies, guenies, chickens. peacocks and turkeys. My puppies are in heaven and so am I....I love it here!!! (other than puppies, the critters are not mine...just neighborhood stuff).

Shallowfuzz is OBVIOUSLY smarter than the average bear. Be sure you tell him I said so,
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#233
Exactly!!!! Horses, goats, bunnies, guenies, chickens. peacocks and turkeys. My puppies are in heaven and so am I....I love it here!!! (other than puppies, the critters are not mine...just neighborhood stuff).

Shallowfuzz is OBVIOUSLY smarter than the average bear. Be sure you tell him I said so,

Add big turtle to the mix.
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#234
See you next Saturday. :wave:

Come on!!
Douglas the Intrepid avatar
Beach Fanatic
#235
I thought chum and sharkbait were the same person?! lol Now I have to go back and read the whole thread again! ;-)

EDIT: Okay, I remember now! Chum is just so much more memorable then the first guy, I had forgotten him!

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Crazy K avatar
Beach Lover
#236
Come on!!
Can I come too?????? Get your a$$ up here!!!
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#237
I thought chum and sharkbait were the same person?! lol Now I have to go back and read the whole thread again! ;-)

EDIT: Okay, I remember now! Chum is just so much more memorable then the first guy, I had forgotten him!

Hi Sweetie!! I can keep up with it because I lived it, I understand the confusion. Chum is getting DEADER every day.
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#238
Can I come too?????? Get your a$$ up here!!!

Well Sista, since you gave me 2 dates for availability to visit Crazy's B and B (booze and boo boo's) in North Carolina you are just going to have to wait til the latter date. Mr. Gorgeous will wear a bag on his head, as you suggested, but he says it won't be a Winn Dixie bag...he has more class. He suggested a Dilliards or Chico's bag.
Crazy K avatar
Beach Lover
#239
Well Sista, since you gave me 2 dates for availability to visit Crazy's B and B (booze and boo boo's) in North Carolina you are just going to have to wait til the latter date. Mr. Gorgeous will wear a bag on his head, as you suggested, but he says it won't be a Winn Dixie bag...he has more class. He suggested a Dilliards or Chico's bag.
Come up the later date. I'm going to Hilton Head next week with the NC hens. I've never been, so looking forward to it. Now I like the idea of the Chicos bag, just make sure there is an outfit in there, then I'll put it on his head. Get him a dress bag to cover his gorgeous bod, too.:biggrin:
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#240
Come up the later date. I'm going to Hilton Head next week with the NC hens. I've never been, so looking forward to it. Now I like the idea of the Chicos bag, just make sure there is an outfit in there, then I'll put it on his head. Get him a dress bag to cover his gorgeous bod, too.:biggrin:

You have made G's day!!!!!!:D
Imatrucountrygirl avatar
Beach Lover
#241
Exactly!!!! Horses, goats, bunnies, guenies, chickens. peacocks and turkeys. My puppies are in heaven and so am I....I love it here!!! (other than puppies, the critters are not mine...just neighborhood stuff).

Shallowfuzz is OBVIOUSLY smarter than the average bear. Be sure you tell him I said so,




HEY I CAN keep up!!! LOL.. hey already got something in the works for the kitchen windows.. call me am i need measurements.... :wub:
Imatrucountrygirl avatar
Beach Lover
#242
See you next Saturday. :wave:




GOOD LUCK finding that one, in Laurel Hill!!!:rofl:
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#243
Seriously......this could be interesting for the Ho House virgins. SWGB....come on.
ChillPill avatar
Beach Fanatic
#244
Why oh why is this not a reality TV show yet? And better yet, what would the title of the show be?
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#245
30A TV.....where are youuuuuuuu.........
ShallowsNole avatar
Beach Fanatic
#246
Why oh why is this not a reality TV show yet? And better yet, what would the title of the show be?

It may very well be if SWGB and DS do choose to drive north. :biggrin:

If we were not busy, I would get ShallowsFuzz to take them on a tour of NoWal, with a side trip to western Holmes County. There is one place up there that is straight out of Deliverance; get ready to hear banjos...:shock: but fortunately it is not in the vicinity of the HoHouse.
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#247
Calling 30A TV and Redd....this is your op opportunity to have a hit for HollyHOhood!!!! Come on.....we need SWGB and DestinScuba!!!!!!
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#248
Come on SOWAL...this can be another opportunity/excuse for a partae/soiree...an annual event, unless we become famous...then you can kiss my arse while I have my IV drip administered by my private doc.
cheesehead avatar
Beach Lover
#249
we're alomost to page 4. where's paul harvey when you need him.
ChillPill avatar
Beach Fanatic
#250
It may very well be if SWGB and DS do choose to drive north. :biggrin:

If we were not busy, I would get ShallowsFuzz to take them on a tour of NoWal, with a side trip to western Holmes County. There is one place up there that is straight out of Deliverance; get ready to hear banjos...:shock: but fortunately it is not in the vicinity of the HoHouse.

Oh please please please get some cameras rolling, people!! Whats the name of this? The Housewives of HoHouse County? Wheres my damn Tivo Remote!
seagrovegirl avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#251
Housewives....EXCUSE me????? Nice try though.

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