Got Stood Up!!!!!

I have not visited this thread lately. LORDY! About post #75 I was going to plead for a flow chart, now I'm thinking just little stick figures and some arrows would be a lot less confusing. I thought my situation was confusing. Married twice and the two names rhyme, actually I only changed one letter with #2 in my last name. Throw in two children one from each and it gets pretty muddled, when you try and explain the dynamics.

I call mine my wife-in-law. We get along great.

By the way, this is one of the most entertaining threads ever!!!!!

SEE???????????????? here is the PROOF

Is that Crazy K?

SGG, maybe we should change the name of this thread and avoid those stand up guys......or, you know what I mean. They aren't stand up......not like the way our Grannies would have called them. I've confused myself

Nope, that is me (the blond) and Imatrucountrygirl...photo taken by our multi-tasking SWGB.

Let's keep the name, I will alert dates to the thread and threaten them with exposure if I get stood up or if they turn out to be jerks. The date I had last night has no clue...poor guy. He shall remain nameless, unless..............

I have not visited this thread lately. LORDY! About post #75 I was going to plead for a flow chart, now I'm thinking just little stick figures and some arrows would be a lot less confusing. I thought my situation was confusing. Married twice and the two names rhyme, actually I only changed one letter with #2 in my last name. Throw in two children one from each and it gets pretty muddled, when you try and explain the dynamics.

I call mine my wife-in-law. We get along great.

By the way, this is one of the most entertaining threads ever!!!!!

I hear ya, sister. I was jsut gonna ask you yesterday on fb about that whole last name thing when I saw Mel's post. Never realized your last name only changed one letter!!! Thanks for confirming.

I have not visited this thread lately. LORDY! About post #75 I was going to plead for a flow chart, now I'm thinking just little stick figures and some arrows would be a lot less confusing. I thought my situation was confusing. Married twice and the two names rhyme, actually I only changed one letter with #2 in my last name. Throw in two children one from each and it gets pretty muddled, when you try and explain the dynamics.

I call mine my wife-in-law. We get along great.

By the way, this is one of the most entertaining threads ever!!!!!

Wow, I bet that gets real interesting.

It's an interesting adventure and I am taking full advantage of it!!!

Finally, and, now, page 3. Took long enough.

Finally, and, now, page 3. Took long enough.

No kiddin! That big old page two was just plain annoying.

No kiddin! That big old page two was just plain annoying.

As Craig Ferguson would say...."I knowwww" with his silly, yet sexy Scottish brogue. That page sucked...thank you, SWGB. I wonder what thread I can hijack with a smart a$$ chart.

Something like this?

Something like this?

:roll:..oh, SWGB............you can do better than that.

I am happy to see that their are no branches on that tree!!!!!!! Swafia, you are safe.

Guess who called me at 11:32 PM last night ???????????

Guess who called me at 11:32 PM last night ???????????

With baited breath, we await this next installment of "got stood up"

Which one, shark bait or chum?

chum......

Is there something we are not hearing about, or are these guys just that dumb?

Apparently they hear "I never want to see you again and I have made you a laughingstock on the local internet" as "give me a booty call". :roll:

I had a text message from Mr. Stood me up.......he said, " I'm Chum?".....yeah, we got his attention. I have a message for him......don't EVER darken my doorway with your presence EVER again. You, and your room mate (aka suedo wife, his room mate is a guy) are less than CHUM, that was a complement. Don't call me, don't text me, don't tell me you are walking to my house because I wouldn't pick you up at Pandora's...why in the hail would I do that? You don't get it, tick head little .....feet. You thought it was cool that I was nice to you, even after the "stood up", forgetting my birthday and pulling Mr. Happy out in a local restaurant....well, you have abused the privalege of me being nice. Sharks don't deserve you're callus hide. Disappear!!!!!

Remember this one????? His call last night was to clear up any misunderstandings... He really thinks he deserves another chance and it is not going to happen. As I told him last night....."You don't get it, do you?"

He did try to walk to my house, but got picked up by a cop that saw him hitch hiking with a beer in his hand. :funn: The cop talked him out of coming to my house (thank you!!!!!!!) and drove him home. He said he thought I would have called him by now.

Note for Chum: Please stop. You said that this thread is embarrassing you and your friends know about it. I didn't tell them who you are and you are not mentioned here, so how do they know?? My suggestion is to quit while you are still just chum.

He did try to walk to my house, but got picked up by a cop that saw him hitch hiking with a beer in his hand. :funn: The cop talked him out of coming to my house (thank you!!!!!!!) and drove him home.

Wow, even bigger loser than I thought!

I recommend not taking any calls from him or responding to him in any way.

Perhaps we should introduce you to Mr. Restraining order.

Just realized that a certain sowaller and Mr. Restraining Order share the same initials. :funn:

I am happy to see that their are no branches on that tree!!!!!!! Swafia, you are safe.

??? ???

Should I take offense, or was that directed toward yourself? :shock:

Is there something we are not hearing about, or are these guys just that dumb?

Apparently they hear "I never want to see you again and I have made you a laughingstock on the local internet" as "give me a booty call". :roll:

:funn:

Perhaps we should introduce you to Mr. Restraining order.

That would surely mess him up. Not that I want to mess him up. I want to be able to walk into a public place, see him, be friendly, no drama....and NO dating him. My hope is that he gets it now! I am sure his 'BullFrog' friend will read him what's being written today. BullFrog....help him to get it.

11:32PM has all the makings of a Booty Call schmeered all over it~~~~~~~

I get those at 12:02AM, followed by a text that says, "Where are you?" I always reply with, "On a date." or "I'm at Jenny's."

Then, I get, "I'll wait til ur done." Or, "Where does Jenny live?"

Finally, my last reply was, "Why do you call so late? Is that a booty call? You do realize that isn't an option."

Haven't heard from Dumb Ass again, but bumped into him last night.....poor thang could barely look at me, much less speak. Scooter is right: some of these guys are just dumb. Hmm, actually, now I feel sorry for him. Oh well - it's his issue.

He wanted to know where I was last night and wanted to come over and "talk.". Since I am in Paxton, he'll never find me. Seriously, I've had people over that are familiar with the area and they always say "I never knew this was here" or "how in the hell did you find this place?"

Even had a cop friend over and he lives near here. I gave him the address and he said he could find it, no problem. He's a cop right? Nope....he was pucking lost!!!!! God, I love the Ho House!!

He wanted to know where I was last night and wanted to come over and "talk.". Since I am in Paxton, he'll never find me. Seriously, I've had people over that are familiar with the area and they always say "I never knew this was here" or "how in the hell did you find this place?"

Even had a cop friend over and he lives near here. I gave him the address and he said he could find it, no problem. He's a cop right? Nope....he was pucking lost!!!!! God, I love the Ho House!!

This sounds like a challenge.