12-Step Program for Addicts of SoWal.com

[Beach Runner]

 

[Abby Prentiss]

What is wrong with you people? LOL

 

[Teresa]

Apologies to Amy Winehouse and Jay-Z:

They tried to make me go to SoWal rehab, but I said "No, no, no."
Yes, I've been off but when I come back you know, know, know.
I ain't got the time, and if Daddy-O thinks I'm fine,
They tried to make me go to SoWal rehab but I won't no, no, no.

I'd rather be online on SoWal.
And beat on a few hoods.
Cause there's nothing,
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from SoWal.

I didn't get a lot in class,
But I know it don't come in a shot glass.

They tried to make me go to SoWal rehab, but I said "No, no, no."
Yes I've been off, but when I come back you'll know, know, know (you're now rockin' wit' the best, Daddy-O baby)!

The man said, "Why do you think you here?"(hov)
I said, "I got an idea.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my posting rights,
so I always keep a laptop near."
He said, "I just think your depressed,(the best baby)
get your laptop, baby, and go post."

They tried to make me go to SoWal rehab, but I said "No, no, no."
Yes I've been off, but when I come back you'll know, know, know.

More threads, more posts, I'm addicted to it.
Allifunn, audie, dd, donna, ggtbm, jdarg, johnrudy, kitty, mango, mermy, ol
and peapod (and more) are my definition of 12 steps.
Kick back, get the BMW to drop,
Bass blarin' outta my system, that's how i detox.
Oh, when can I stop, they're still postin that real sh*t.
My flow so dumb, my face is numb, gull, i dont feel sh*t.
Where's a therapist? Yea I'm outta control.
They tryna make me go to rehab, I won't go, go, go.
And so I'm addicted to SoWal, I'm Britney, Whitney, and Bobby
Betty Ford ain't ready for it, ain't nothin can stop me.
Oh, look, I'm not collapsin, just look how they're postin'.
Everytime I try to get out it pulls me back in.
Daddy-O should have rehab'd us, 'stead he added video to our ration.
Can you blame me for being a slave to my passion?
My postin' flows more deeper than Marilyn's nose. I'ma o.d. on the board till I'm in peace like Anna Nicole, hov!

I don't ever wanna stop postin' again.
I just, ooh, I just need my friends.
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
Have everyone think I'm on the mend.

It's not just my pride.
It's just 'til these tears have dried.
They tried to make me go to SoWal rehab, but I won't go, go, go!

I think I missed this the first time round...

LOVE IT.

 

[DD]

This is one of the best ever threads. JS.

 

[Andy A]

If I don't have a problem, why did I read this silly thread all the way to the end?

 

[Waterbaddrinkwine]

Not Ready!

I haven't reached the bottom yet and can't seem to accept I'm powerless! So it's off to scour the Forum, the dishes, laundry and kids will just have to wait for when I take a break.....

 

[MonicaQA]

I missed this somehow. I am laughing so hard reading this! Great job, Darlene!!!

 

[MonicaQA]

I am a newbie, mostly observing & learning, lol, with only a few posts.

Obviously, I don't have a problem! :nono1:
So what that I'm a voyeur? So what that Sowal.com is always open on one of my tabs? So what that I have to look at all the Seagrove Beachcams everyday & scour the new posts as well as the threads I've posted on? I feel for all of you addicts & I will be praying for you!

On a more serious note:
No matter what kind of day I might have, this site is sure to produce some laughs or at least a smile!
Thank you, SoWallers!!!

I have to say, I can see where this site might get one into trouble, so I'm going to print out these 12 steps (just in case!)

 

[Miss Kitty]

What is wrong with you people? LOL

Dear Abby, (sorry, just had to do that)

Have we met? We should. I thank you from the bottom of my furry little heart for finding this thread. I think your question is the biggest compliment I have had in a long time!

This is one of the best ever threads. JS.

Darlene is a pucking genius!

I am a newbie, mostly observing & learning, lol, with only a few posts.

Obviously, I don't have a problem! :nono1:
So what that I'm a voyeur? So what that Sowal.com is always open on one of my tabs? So what that I have to look at all the Seagrove Beachcams everyday & scour the new posts as well as the threads I've posted on? I feel for all of you addicts & I will be praying for you!

On a more serious note:
No matter what kind of day I might have, this site is sure to produce some laughs or at least a smile!
Thank you, SoWallers!!!

I have to say, I can see where this site might get one into trouble, so I'm going to print out these 12 steps (just in case!)

Monica...you are in great company! So glad you "get it"!!!! I am living proof that one can come back from a serious sowal addiction and live to post about it! :misskitty:

 

[Kurt]

I am a newbie, mostly observing & learning, lol, with only a few posts.

Obviously, I don't have a problem! :nono1:
So what that I'm a voyeur? So what that Sowal.com is always open on one of my tabs? So what that I have to look at all the Seagrove Beachcams everyday & scour the new posts as well as the threads I've posted on? I feel for all of you addicts & I will be praying for you!

On a more serious note:
No matter what kind of day I might have, this site is sure to produce some laughs or at least a smile!
Thank you, SoWallers!!!

I have to say, I can see where this site might get one into trouble, so I'm going to print out these 12 steps (just in case!)

Welcome to the vortex!

Don't be shy.