Apologies to Amy Winehouse and Jay-Z:
They tried to make me go to SoWal rehab, but I said "No, no, no."
Yes, I've been off but when I come back you know, know, know.
I ain't got the time, and if Daddy-O thinks I'm fine,
They tried to make me go to SoWal rehab but I won't no, no, no.
I'd rather be online on SoWal.
And beat on a few hoods.
Cause there's nothing,
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from SoWal.
I didn't get a lot in class,
But I know it don't come in a shot glass.
**Ahem** Unless that shot glass happens to be full of one of my yummy, "one-and-you're-drunk" puddin' shots, consumed at a SoWal Soiree... ;-)
(JS...)