4th of july fireworks
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I may be leaning toward the Rosemary, PCB shows this year but have enjoyed Niceville's fireworks often in the past. A family member had a home just off of Bayshore Drive so it was convenient for us.
Another place...the 331 Causeway. Not only do you have (normally intoxicated) amateur displays, but you can see (and not hear!) Niceville, Sandestin and Destin. I like seeing fireworks, but having a phobia of explosions I get very nervous when I am too close. This is why I typically don't do the causeway.
Another place...the 331 Causeway. Not only do you have (normally intoxicated) amateur displays, but you can see (and not hear!) Niceville, Sandestin and Destin. I like seeing fireworks, but having a phobia of explosions I get very nervous when I am too close. This is why I typically don't do the causeway.
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I think I will be hiding at home and thankful I am not a firefighter/EMT......or head norh to the mountains.
Chicken! 
Gettysburg battlefield is another great place to see fireworks. It is more filled with history and meaning than other places where the focus is on drinking and partying.
I don't like sitting near the amateurs, but being a former trained and certified, Pyro-technician, I do like being close to the deep-sounding BOOMS.
I don't like sitting near the amateurs, but being a former trained and certified, Pyro-technician, I do like being close to the deep-sounding BOOMS.
Chicken!
Smart, uninjured chicken! The best parties are at home anyway..........by the way...I bought you some fresh tonic...........:funn:
WooHoo!
I[m not sure that Dr Skunky will be on call for the 4th, so be careful out there with the amateur drunks. There is a good reason why so many people are injured and die from fireworks every year.
One big warning: never trust a guy with a lit bottle rocket. They are likely to point it in any direction without thinking, when the sparks begin to burn. Safety First: always wear proper protection for all human body parts.
Caution, a little potty mouth, and Plumber's crack nudity:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISX7GItNcIs&playnext=1&playnext_from=QL"]YouTube - Dare B-Right Bottle Rocket Butt[/ame]
Caution! Don't get so drunk that you let your "friends" talk you into launching bottle rockets out of your body parts. However, if you do happen to get that drunk, be sure to bring some tinfoil to keep the sparks from making you tense your muscles.
... Video Warning: a little potty mouth and nudity (butt).
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Caution: never step in front of a lit bottle rocket when lighting it in your friend's crack.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pKKbwVN26k"]YouTube - kyle mike shoot bottle rocket butt 2[/ame]
Caution: be careful of the splinters from bottle rockets. Again, caution about walking in front of lit bottle rockets hanging out of your friend's crack.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gNcXqDWxIY"]YouTube - bottle rocket butt shot[/ame]
One big warning: never trust a guy with a lit bottle rocket. They are likely to point it in any direction without thinking, when the sparks begin to burn. Safety First: always wear proper protection for all human body parts.
Caution, a little potty mouth, and Plumber's crack nudity:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISX7GItNcIs&playnext=1&playnext_from=QL"]YouTube - Dare B-Right Bottle Rocket Butt[/ame]
Caution! Don't get so drunk that you let your "friends" talk you into launching bottle rockets out of your body parts. However, if you do happen to get that drunk, be sure to bring some tinfoil to keep the sparks from making you tense your muscles.
... Video Warning: a little potty mouth and nudity (butt).
[ame="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1195/"]Sam's Butt Rocket Video@@AMEPARAM@@file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/buttrocket.flv&mediaid=1195&title=Sam's Butt Rocket &tags=butt,fireworks&description=Classic: Just when we thought we've seen every ass bottle rocket stunt.&displayheight=325&backcolor=0x0d0d0d&lightoclor=0x336699&frontcolor=0xcccccc&image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/buttrocket75.jpg@@AMEPARAM@@2006/07/buttrocket@@AMEPARAM@@1195@@AMEPARAM@@Sam's Butt Rocket@@AMEPARAM@@butt,fireworks@@AMEPARAM@@Classic: Just when we thought we've seen every ass bottle rocket stunt.@@AMEPARAM@@2006/07/buttrocket75.jpg[/ame]
Caution: never step in front of a lit bottle rocket when lighting it in your friend's crack.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pKKbwVN26k"]YouTube - kyle mike shoot bottle rocket butt 2[/ame]
Caution: be careful of the splinters from bottle rockets. Again, caution about walking in front of lit bottle rockets hanging out of your friend's crack.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gNcXqDWxIY"]YouTube - bottle rocket butt shot[/ame]
What is it with boys and fireworks!!!!!! DANGEROUS!
I think we'll shoot the Tater Gun this year....oh...I mean the Tater Cannon...it is eight feet long.