Clean jokes for a 4 year old

[up4golf]

why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

to tired.

a dirty joke for a 4 year old

a white horse fell in a mud puddle.

 

[bluemtnrunner]

Why did the chicken cross the ocean........








To get to the other tide>>>>


Warning, don't tell chicken jokes to Slovakians, they just don't get them.

 

[elgordoboy]

wait just a minute gordhead! hold the enchilada! stop the presses!

do you know my five year old? or have you met a five year old boy lately who tells that joke and only that joke for hours on end, starting with the cow and then changing it to every other animal on the planet?

seriously.

Lol..I came by it from an ex gf's 6 year old a couple of months ago. Kids do get plenty of mileage out of it.

 

[elgordoboy]

Oh and here is the best knock knock EVER!
You: I have a GREAT knock knock joke you won't believe it it is so great.
Other party:Okay you seem a bit worked up over a knock knock joke but...okay let's hear it.
You: Okay but you have to start it off
Other party: Okay..Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Other party: usually stunned silence follows sometimes mewling noises if they are stoned or drunk but fun confusion nevertheless..go try it on someone immediately.
It made my brain hurt when I was victimized with it

 

[Teresa]

Oh and here is the best knock knock EVER!
You: I have a GREAT knock knock joke you won't believe it it is so great.
Other party:Okay you seem a bit worked up over a knock knock joke but...okay let's hear it.
You: Okay but you have to start it off
Other party: Okay..Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Other party: usually stunned silence follows sometimes mewling noises if they are stoned or drunk but fun confusion nevertheless..go try it on someone immediately.
It made my brain hurt when I was victimized with it

I will right away! thanks.