Clean jokes for a 4 year old

[potatovixen]

Q: Why won't cannibals eat clowns?


A: They taste funny.

 

[NoHall]

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
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Dam!

 

[Matt J]

Q: Why won't cannibals eat clowns?


A: They taste funny.

That would be a gifted 4 year old.

Not saying that BB's neice isn't.

 

[ktschris]

Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
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The outside

 

[Cheering472]

Got to love a funny kid

 

[Biff]

:funn:

 

[scooterbug44]

Q: What do you call a cow w/ no legs?
A: Ground beef

family classic

 

[lucky13]

What is a vampire's favorite food?
Neck-tarines!

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Dino-snore!

What is a bow that you cannot tie?
A rainbow

What fish swims in the sky at night?
A starfish!

I have a million of them, just call me the queen of laffy taffy.

 

[Teresa]

Knock knock

WHo's there?

Interrupting cow..

Interrupting cow w (knock knocker interrupts with a loud obnoxious Moooo!)

Can change farm animals for extra innings

wait just a minute gordhead! hold the enchilada! stop the presses!

do you know my five year old? or have you met a five year old boy lately who tells that joke and only that joke for hours on end, starting with the cow and then changing it to every other animal on the planet?

seriously.

 

[Matt J]

wait just a minute gordhead! hold the enchilada! stop the presses!

do you know my five year old? or have you met a five year old boy lately who tells that joke and only that joke for hours on end, starting with the cow and then changing it to every other animal on the planet?

seriously.

That sounds slightly irrMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOitating.