Clean jokes for a 4 year old

[Beachbummette]

My niece Gracie loves to tell jokes, she has grayt timing and remembers them well. However, these are getting old. We need new ones.

Her favorites so far:


What do you call a pig that knows karate?

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PORK CHOP! :funn:




Knock Knock
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who is there?
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Emerson.
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Emerson who?
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Emerson good lookin' shoes you got on!





Knock Knock
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Shelby.
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Shelby who?
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Shelby coming 'round the mountain. :funn:


I need more....she has worn me out with these. :roll:

 

[Allifunn]

 

[aggieb]

awww precious.

 

[TooFarTampa]

Q: how does a monster count to 15?

A: On his fingers!

 

[Beachbummette]

Q: how does a monster count to 15?

A: On his fingers!

I'll have to tell her that one.

 

[elgordoboy]

Knock knock

WHo's there?

Interrupting cow..

Interrupting cow w (knock knocker interrupts with a loud obnoxious Moooo!)

Can change farm animals for extra innings

 

[tistheseason]

My 4 year old is into jokes as well. . . .especially knock knock jokes that don't make much sense. His one (somewhat) good joke is. . . .

What does a bird and a car and a dog make?



a flying carPet



That's apparently as good as it gets on the preschool playground!

 

[Allifunn]

Knock knock

WHo's there?

Interrupting cow..

Interrupting cow w (knock knocker interrupts with a loud obnoxious Moooo!)

Can change farm animals for extra innings

:scratch:I don't get it

 

[Ocean Lover]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?



To get to the other slide!

Dylan was so into jokes at this age too and was good at telling them. He used to tell people he wanted to be a comedian and a milkman when he grew up.

 

[Beachbummette]

:scratch:I don't get it

:funn: took me a minute. You say the MMOOOOOOOOOOO to interrupt the knock knocker