daily quote

[steel1man]

@UberFacts: There are enough preservatives in a bag of Doritos to mummify a small dog.

 

[poppy]

"We believe"? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don't you guys think that they're like of the Devil or somethin' I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don't believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin' so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they're not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because dha.
Well, we believe an America where minimum wage jobs they're not lifetime gigs they're stepping stone"

Professional word salad chef Sarah Palin on her new channel.

 

[JoeWormwood]

Allow me to tranlate:

"We believe I hurt, thought fast food joints. Wait, you guys are the devil or something like that, not that I. Liberals, people dare you to work faster if you want to send employees were evil food joint just do not believe you, I do not know, send them to torture or wanted for anything, 'and then they all go vegetarian, they often do not discuss torture are uh, wages and picket lines, I do not know, I do not know why they're DHA are also concerned about the fast-food wages. Minimum wage jobs are stepping stones they are not lifetime gigs, where well, we believe the United States

 

[Lake View Too]

Sounds like you have been rummaging around in Sarah's brain. What was it like in there?

 

[poppy]

"When you hear something on a partisan-driven program, do not believe it!"

Bill O'Reilly, keeping irony alive and well on 9/03/14

 

[poppy]

“Sometimes access to health care can be damaging and dangerous. And it’s a perspective for the [Legislative] body to consider is that, I’ve heard from National Institutes of Health and otherwise that we’re killing up to a million, a million and a half people every year in our hospitals. And it’s access to hospitals that’s killing those people.”

Representative and doctor Mike Kennedy (R-Utah), arguing against Medicaid expansion.
http://fox13now.com/2014/08/28/state-representative-to-legislature-hospitals-can-be-dangerous/

 

[poppy]

The lies that they tell about you. Calling you the intolerant ones, the haters, the bigots. Oh, and that disgusting charge of being racist. I’m speaking to the most slandered group in America today. Join me in telling the lamestream media then that we wear your scorn with pride. The lies that you tell about us, well you can’t defeat our arguments, so all you can do is change the subject, so we win.
And pulling that race card, pulling the race card, how much longer they’re gonna. It’s not even smart. It’s not even smart when one simply wants our government to live within its means and to not tax us to and beyond death. Not to mortgage our kids future, and that being for today’s selfish wants. Because of that we’re racists? Well what isn’t isn’t smart is trying to slap that on Col. Allen West, Dr. Ben Carson, and JC Watts, and Raphael and Ted Cruz, and my husband Todd Palin. Yeah, no those truly prejudiced folks just remember this. They scream racism just to end debate. Well, don’t retreat. You reload with truth which I know is an endangered species at 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue anyway.

Sarah Palin whining at the Values Voters Summit along with other persecuted Christians. I guess she believes the White House is now located in an apartment complex. Just another reason to question John McCain's decision making abilities. This Wasillabilly could have been a breath away from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I'd feel better with McCain at 1400. It's got better security.

 

[poppy]

Maybe she knew she would be a liar if she had said 1600 so she said 1400 instead, or she could have been brain damaged from the Palin family drunken brawl.

 

[Bob]

What happened to the Inebriated Brawlers of South Waldumb? Where did the site go?