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Matt J

SWGB
May 9, 2007
24,862
9,670
You can't smoke in restaurants or bars here.

If you think smoking is gross............chewing tobacco and a spit cup! :puke:

Actually the bar has to serve food or be physically attached to a business that serves food. Restaurants can have smoking, but only in areas that are surrounded by 75% or more open space (no walls).As for the smoking and chewing tobacco, I worked with a guy one time who did both! Sometimes at the same time, I smoke and even I was grossed out.
 

seaside2

Beach Fanatic
Apr 2, 2007
785
12
All over the place
Tue story:

Worked in the engineering department of a paper mill one summer while I was in college. Got assigned to go out with a civil engineer one day to shoot some grades for a new something or other. Really hot, sweaty LA day. The CE was the original REDNECK, and smoked cigars. He smoked one about halfway down chewing on it constantly, stopped and looked at me, took it out ofhis mouth, broke it in half and said,

"You want the wet end or the dry:yikes:?"



Like to have lost my cookies right then and there.

Anyway, I got this daughter that I would like to get married off before I die. The poor guy has got to have tons of $ to support her in the manner to which her mother has grown her accustomed.

Any takers?:dunno:
 

elgordoboy

Beach Fanatic
Feb 9, 2007
2,507
888
I no longer stay in Dune Allen
Tue story:

Worked in the engineering department of a paper mill one summer while I was in college. Got assigned to go out with a civil engineer one day to shoot some grades for a new something or other. Really hot, sweaty LA day. The CE was the original REDNECK, and smoked cigars. He smoked one about halfway down chewing on it constantly, stopped and looked at me, took it out ofhis mouth, broke it in half and said,

"You want the wet end or the dry:yikes:?"



Like to have lost my cookies right then and there.

Anyway, I got this daughter that I would like to get married off before I die. The poor guy has got to have tons of $ to support her in the manner to which her mother has grown her accustomed.

Any takers?:dunno:
Convert my folding money to pennies and I have maybe a coupla tons. Need me to sweeten it more?
 

DBOldford

Beach Fanatic
Jan 25, 2005
990
15
Napa Valley, CA
Now here's an interesting concept. I can just see it! Beach Wo-man and Surfer Boy meet on SoWal...attend all the soirees and frequent all the hot spots...hit the skids...and the rest of us proceed to pick sides and post threads to follow the drama. Spare me. One of the great joys of SoWal Board is that none of us are dating one another (well, as far as I know).

No:love::love::love: on SoWal, puh-lease!!!!!!
 

Matt J

SWGB
May 9, 2007
24,862
9,670
Now here's an interesting concept. I can just see it! Beach Wo-man and Surfer Boy meet on SoWal...attend all the soirees and frequent all the hot spots...hit the skids...and the rest of us proceed to pick sides and post threads to follow the drama. Spare me. One of the great joys of SoWal Board is that none of us are dating one another (well, as far as I know).

No:love::love::love: on SoWal, puh-lease!!!!!!

Good one, but the concept is already in the works. ;-)
 

scooterbug44

SoWal Expert
May 8, 2007
16,706
3,339
Sowal
I don't think Sowal dating would be a bad idea because of him vs. her feuds (how childish), more for the "this is why pandas don't mate in captivity" and "your private life not being private" reasons. :dunno:
 

drunkkenartist

Beach Fanatic
Dec 12, 2006
1,733
58
62
Sunny Hills, FL
www.drunkkenart.com
Just a reminder as to how this thread started.....

Hey Kurt, how about a dating area for the website. I've noticed there seem to be a lot of singles on here, mainly wanting to date doctors and art collectors. At any rate how about a place for them to meet? :D

Would that need to be a gay brother?

No. As long as there is alcohol, there is hope.

Just kidding. But there is a way...want the scoop?:funn:

Cirque de scooterbug. :funn:

:funn::clap:
 
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