Do we have someone to perform your wedding yet? I can easily be talked into doing this one! Been awhile since I've done a wedding. 
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Do we have someone to perform your wedding yet? I can easily be talked into doing this one! Been awhile since I've done a wedding.
You'll have to talk to my wedding planner/matchmaker/guardian angel in a pink tiara...I'm only along for the marriage part of it! (I am marrying someone of the opposite sex, you know--hope you're not against straight marriage...)
Ewww, a man and a WOMAN
Okay, got that out of my system. I know about a dozen notaries. I know some priests too, they could marry you and be DKA's date.
Ewww, a man and a WOMAN
Okay, got that out of my system. I know about a dozen notaries. I know some priests too, they could marry you and be DKA's date.
I always thought elopement sounded like funn...
I always thought elopement sounded like funn...
I'm sure BB will start planning that too. Pink limo to a pink chartered jet, to Vegas for a pink wedding!
wOw....
talk about a thread in the wild.......
Ahemmmm.... I do have my ordainment lic....... ; ) we will need a maid of honor....Oh hail...theres PLENTY fir the taking round har nawdays
talk about a thread in the wild.......
Ahemmmm.... I do have my ordainment lic....... ; ) we will need a maid of honor....Oh hail...theres PLENTY fir the taking round har nawdays
wOw....
talk about a thread in the wild.......
Ahemmmm.... I do have my ordainment lic....... ; ) we will need a maid of honor....Oh hail...theres PLENTY fir the taking round har nawdays
Well me and DKA are out. :funn:
Send out the search party!
Not so fast prissy. I'll have you know that I have been in a number of weddings.
I was a ringbearer at my brother's wedding when I was 4 years old. I threw a tantrum when I found out it was a plastic ring sewn to the pillow and had to get dressed up for nothing!
I was a groom in a pretend wedding in homo-economics class in highschool.
I got married to a woman May 7, 1986. Divorced Halloween 1986.
Twice I have given away brides, then stepped up to be their Maid of Honor.
I've been a groomsman twice. (same brother's wedding 30 years later) and my sister-in laws wedding.
I was the ringbearer AND flowergirl just a few years ago at Gabe's beach wedding in Seagrove. Ask BobbyJ, he was there.
I was a wedding director for BobbyJ's baby sisters wedding.
Have planned many weddings before and since.
I also perform weddings- I'm a card carrying member of the Church of Spiritual Humanism! ($14.95 on line!-legal in Floriduh)
So I've done everything but Best Man and Bride. I don't ever plan on being a BRIDE, but if I ever get to be a Best Man, I think I can go in Guiness World book of records for having covered every possible position in a wedding.
Not so fast prissy. I'll have you know that I have been in a number of weddings.
I was a ringbearer at my brother's wedding when I was 4 years old. I threw a tantrum when I found out it was a plastic ring sewn to the pillow and had to get dressed up for nothing!
I was a groom in a pretend wedding in homo-economics class in highschool.
I got married to a woman May 7, 1986. Divorced Halloween 1986.
Twice I have given away brides, then stepped up to be their Maid of Honor.
I've been a groomsman twice. (same brother's wedding 30 years later) and my sister-in laws wedding.
I was the ringbearer AND flowergirl just a few years ago at Gabe's beach wedding in Seagrove. Ask BobbyJ, he was there.
I was a wedding director for BobbyJ's baby sisters wedding.
Have planned many weddings before and since.
I also perform weddings- I'm a card carrying member of the Church of Spiritual Humanism! ($14.95 on line!-legal in Floriduh)
So I've done everything but Best Man and Bride. I don't ever plan on being a BRIDE, but if I ever get to be a Best Man, I think I can go in Guiness World book of records for having covered every possible position in a wedding.
Wow...that's a pretty impressive resume. Would you like to go see "27 Dresses" with me next time I'm down there?
You would make a lovely brideSo I've done everything but Best Man and Bride. I don't ever plan on being a BRIDE, but if I ever get to be a Best Man, I think I can go in Guiness World book of records for having covered every possible position in a wedding.
