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kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Dec 20, 2004
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Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....

Ahhhhh Crap!!!!

How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!

If he could compete she wouldn't need Mr. Microphone in the first place. You might want to do some HOMEWORK Mr. Chicken. ;-):wave:
 

hnooe

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Jul 21, 2007
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Statistically, what is the ratio of single men in SoWal looking for a date VS single SoWal women looking for a date?
 

DD

SoWal Expert
Aug 29, 2005
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I am willing to take Scooterbug out and document it all through my miner's helmet cam and my Mister Microphone. Gator has a blue plate special most nights. If we pick a meatloaf night I can even take my teef' out and be comfy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CYEXBTlWf_4

With a Mr. Microphone do you really even need a man???

I think the trick would be to have only one of the two people on the date know about sowal.com, and we could install hidden cameras and mics to check in on the date, you know, like the Truman Show, except for dating only.

Oh and any of my prospective dates must enjoy popping pimples...I occasionally need someone to handle the "bacne".

Soooo...when Mrs. Singinchicken says she has to go play with Mr Microphone she really means.....

Ahhhhh Crap!!!!

How can a guy compete with that? LOL!!!

This is about the funniest freakin' thread in a long time!!! My face hurts. :rotfl::funn::lol::D:lolabove::rotfl::rofl::clap:
 
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