Dating

[NoHall]

It seems I inadvertently hit a nerve. I am sure I am quite a bit older than your daughter, I have my full set of teeth, I am far from financially embarrassed, I have no intention of sleeping over at a stranger's house, will probably never meet Scooterbug much less record a date, and I sometimes mistakenly assume someone has a sense of humor--won't happen again.

You have a full set of teeth?

DIBS!!!
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[Miss Kitty]

You have a full set of teeth?

DIBS!!!​

oh sheet....

 

[Rudyjohn]

elgordo, don't leave now, you're just getting started!

 

[Beachbummette]

You have a full set of teeth?

DIBS!!!
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You're killing me!

 

[elgordoboy]

elgordo, don't leave now, you're just getting started!

I'm not going anywhere, but I don't want to hurt BR's feelings. I didn't expect to be taken seriously by anyone -my statements were so absurd. I don't want to offend more folks tonight. I am going to go bathe since NoHall has claimed me .

 

[Rudyjohn]

I'm not going anywhere, but I don't want to hurt BR's feelings. I didn't expect to be taken seriously by anyone -my statements were so absurd. I don't want to offend more folks tonight. I am going to go bathe since NoHall has claimed me .

I'm sure (?) it was a little misunderstanding.




Have funn! The more absurd, the better!

 

[NoHall]

I'm not going anywhere, but I don't want to hurt BR's feelings. I didn't expect to be taken seriously by anyone -my statements were so absurd. I don't want to offend more folks tonight. I am going to go bathe since NoHall has claimed me .

I don't want you to get off your weekly schedule just for me, and my standards are pretty darned low! (Do I have to take a bath, too?)

 

[elgordoboy]

I don't want you to get off your weekly schedule just for me, and my standards are pretty darned low! (Do I have to take a bath, too?)

Lol..(not til later).

 

[drunkkenartist]

This is about the funniest freakin' thread in a long time!!! My face hurts. :funn::rofl:

It seems I inadvertently hit a nerve. I am sure I am quite a bit older than your daughter, I have my full set of teeth, I am far from financially embarrassed, I have no intention of sleeping over at a stranger's house, will probably never meet Scooterbug much less record a date, and I sometimes mistakenly assume someone has a sense of humor--won't happen again.

elgordo, don't leave now, you're just getting started!

I'm sure (?) it was a little misunderstanding.




Have funn! The more absurd, the better!

"It's always funny, till someone gets hurt.

Then its HILARIOUS!"
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There is no crying in baseball,
and no apologizing in virtual reality.


If I never get set up on a blind date again, it will be too soon.
Nuff said.
Count me out.
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Who is this Mr. Microphone? And does he have a brother?
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[Beach Runner]

Just to clear up the misunderstanding, when I said, "We're cool at our house as far as daughter's dating goes," I was referring to the fact that she just broke up with her boyfriend whom we weren't thrilled with. She has met someone else.