Favorite quotes

[audie]

i brought you into this world and i'll by god take you out - mom....:roll:


i learned the word butthole on "dirty jobs" .....my nephew


these are some of my faves....

 

[iwishiwasthere]

i brought you into this world and i'll by god take you out - mom....:roll:

i learned the word butthole on "dirty jobs" .....my nephew


these are some of my faves....

Reminds me of my childhood...."Do YOU want something to cry about?" Funny now, but back then :shock:

 

[audie]

Reminds me of my childhood...."Do YOU want something to cry about?" Funny now, but back then :shock:

i'd like a dollar for everytime i heard that - i'd be living on my own private island. "you'd better shut up or i'll give you something to cry about". my sis actually got this more than i did - she knew once she turned on the tears she'd get whatever she wanted from dad and sis....

 

[Smiling JOe]

Reminds me of my childhood...."Do YOU want something to cry about?" Funny now, but back then :shock:

...and yours reminds me of one of my most memorable (not so much "favorite"), "Don't make me stop this car!"

 

[potatovixen]

One from the amazingly wonderful AugustInTransit/Ali, after I told her about someone who treated me like total crap today:

"Molly, you are like the sweetest, most caring person I have ever met. Sooooo [person] can shove it up her cooch."

And, that, friends, is why AIT is my hero.

 

[Bob]

-To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee... W Waltman

 

[DD]

-To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee... W Waltman

:clap_1:

 

[rapunzel]

?The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.?

"I'm as pure as the driven slush."

-- Tallulah Bankhead

 

[iwishiwasthere]

...and yours reminds me of one of my most memorable (not so much "favorite"), "Don't make me stop this car!"

I have heard that as well and used it too, but only once or twice! Nothing like screaming, fighting children in a small, confined area to bring out the worst in a person.

i'd like a dollar for everytime i heard that - i'd be living on my own private island. "you'd better shut up or i'll give you something to cry about".
:clap_1:

?The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.?

"I'm as pure as the driven slush.":clap_1:

 

[kathydwells]

"If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?