Finish the sentence: You're So SoWal If...

[BeachRob]

You've gotten more than one mean stare from tourists or part timers after telling them they can't ...

Come on your porch and stare in your window.
Ride a golf cart on the bike path. Let their 11 year old drive it.
Drive counter clockwise in Seaside.
Drive clockwise in Rosemary Beach.
Park in your driveway.
Make a tree house in your HOAs common area.
...

 

[ShallowsNole]

If you've stayed on the beach overnight hoping for a turtle nest to hatch.

Or if you've stayed on the beach overnight for other reasons...

 

[seafun]

You walk so much on 30a, that when you are back home in a Midwest mall, you forget when passing someone and say, "passing on your left!"

 

[joho]

You know your a local when you mention on SoWal that you drive on the opposite side of the road to avoid the bumps on Oyster Lake Bridge and the county fixes them a couple of weeks later! Yea!