Got Stood Up!!!!!

Holy petunias you guys are funny!!

It all makes sense now...when I was being welcomed to town a couple months ago someone asked me "Have you met BobbySue yet? EVERYBODY knows BobbySue!"

I had no idea how darned funny that was til now.:funn:

...and almost everybody has been married to BobbySue!

sunspotb...that is SO true! ;-) And the more you can laugh about it, the better you'll be!

sgg, I can relate. I lived in step-wife #1's house. We were good friends during and still are. Then, #3 came along. Guess she didn't like "our" house. Made him move to "the river". Plus, she got a big old eagle tattoo and made him grow a mullet.

Yes, I am ex wife # 4. Ex wife # 5 WAS my best friend and lived in my house until she said mean thingas about me to my soon to be ex #4.

No offense, gulls, but I've always thought that when exes had numbers that it was a red flag for dating. I mean, really--most insurance companies will drop you after 3 wrecks!

Step-wife? I've never heard that term, but I love it!

No offense, gulls, but I've always thought that when exes had numbers that it was a red flag for dating. I mean, really--most insurance companies will drop you after 3 wrecks!

Step-wife? I've never heard that term, but I love it!

I wasn't going to really question the Step Wife, I can only imagine though......I think we need to add this to our agenda!

No offense, gulls, but I've always thought that when exes had numbers that it was a red flag for dating. I mean, really--most insurance companies will drop you after 3 wrecks!

Step-wife? I've never heard that term, but I love it!

I wasn't going to really question the Step Wife, I can only imagine though......I think we need to add this to our agenda!

We only use the term step-wife for ones we like. The others don't rate enough for an endearing term.

Here's a handy dandy flow chart to understand SGG and Bobby Sue's marriages.

http://www.harmonicresolution.com/UrantiaBookFlowChartLarge.gif

Try that again, SWGB in a smaller format.

:funn:Sorry, D-ma, but there's just no way to shrink a flow chart that big! We love you guys!

It's BIG, but blank. So how does a BIG, blank flow chart help one to understand the dynamic's of my love life??? Hmmm???? Darn shore not a blank life......guaranteed.(I mean, that is obvious)..nice try though.

Bobby Sue is my ex, I was his 4th wife. Wife # 5 stayed with me while they got divorced. She hung out with me and my soon to be ex #4 (see, I am being nice here). When my ex #4 left me BobbySue's ex wife #5 buddied up with my #4 and sheet hit the fan. Got it?

I had no idea that's how that went down!

OK My Dearest Crazy Friend.... YOu always have me to hang out with and as far as the book... everyone says the same to me.. SO with that being said... HEY WHY don't we write one together? I don't know if we could fit it ALL in one book, but we could make it a triology or #8 whatever that name is.. cause I don't know... :rofl:... but my name for ex's wife are exwifeinlaws......I am sorry that I ended up with your glasses and will get them back to you.... and if you need me to go to the ho house, just let me know..... THANKS for everything.. WE HAD A BLAST.....NOTE: WITHOUT a man....tee hee... NOTE #2: make sure mason jar lid is screwed on TIGHT..... okeydokey will talk to you soon. LOVE YOU!! !.. this is for the DAMN chart that I am trying to do without hitting my head on the computer desk...or pecking for corn......

SEE???????????????? here is the PROOF

Girlfriend...do we have fun or what???? Even if the men we hang out with are gay or taken! Oh.....the mason jar incident was tragic. Nothing like beer floating in the cooler in Crown and water.

SEE???????????????? here is the PROOF

Woohoo, look at kurt I've got photography skillz.

yes you do....thank you!!!

yes you do....thank you!!!

Especially considering I was holding a cigarette, beer, and the brick that takes pictures. :funn:

I believe you volunteered. DD has nothing on you....

Especially considering I was holding a cigarette, beer, and the brick that takes pictures. :funn: __________________


OK SWGB... are you calling my dinosaur of a camera a BRICK??? it takes GREAT pics though!!!! Am I right?

:rofl:

BUT thanks for taking the pics!!!!!

Especially considering I was holding a cigarette, beer, and the brick that takes pictures. :funn: __________________


OK SWGB... are you calling my dinosaur of a camera a BRICK??? it takes GREAT pics though!!!! Am I right?

:rofl:

BUT thanks for taking the pics!!!!!

One day you can see my other half's antique. It takes these things called "floppy discs" to store the image on. kurt almost fell out of his chair one night laughing at it.

Ok... this is pucking unbelievable....got stood up again last night.............What is the DEAL????

Ok... this is pucking unbelievable....got stood up again last night.............What is the DEAL????

Are they reading ahead on sowal?

Ok... this is pucking unbelievable....got stood up again last night.............What is the DEAL????

If you run over Ashton Kutcher, SGG, you've been punk'd.

All is good now. The date worked late, but didn't call until after 10PM. Yesterday he called and called, etc...and I didn't answer until about the 14th call. I told him what I thought and got a sincere apology and he made up for it yesterday and last night.

If you run over Ashton Kutcher, SGG, you've been punk'd.

All is good now. The date worked late, but didn't call until after 10PM. Yesterday he called and called, etc...and I didn't answer until about the 14th call. I told him what I thought and got a sincere apology and he made up for it yesterday and last night.

How come my dates like to do yard work? Not complaining at all... I've been in Paxton at the Ho House and BobbySue (whom is MIA) let the pool turn green and the grass get to be knee high, not to mention the shrubs along the driveway will scrape your car. So I have been busting booty, the pool is blue and clear again, the shrubs by the driveway were cut back and raked today, (it's a LONG driveway) but the lawn mower is sick. But that is okay...I am done with yard chores today and I REALLY appreciated my helper. He's very tall and got the shrubs that were over my head.