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heartbren

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Sep 6, 2009
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Phone Books

Ha! I have lived here a little over one month now and am finally getting . the phone book issue ya'll are talking about. I am now accumulating my own pile of phone books. I have all different sizes also. It seems they have found me now!!!! :lolabove:
 

Minnie

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I have one to avoid, based on my 82 year old father in law attemping this with less than favorable results.

Do not stack them in a chair then attempt to stand on them. :blink:

Unless of course you do duck tape them together.

Some ways to safely use them:

Opt Out: Go to yellowpagesgoesgreen.org and register to be taken off the distribution list for white and yellow page phone books.
Recycle: Less than 10% of all phone books printed are recycled, even though they can be recycled into everything from ceiling tiles to cereal boxes. Go to earth911.com to find your nearest phone book recycling center.
Repurpose: As they say, "One man's trash is a Green Cheapskate's treasure." Here are some creative reuses for old phone books and Yellow Pages.
Child Booster Seats: Cover them in fabric remnants.
Press Autumn Leaves/Plants: Better yet, have the kids sit on them at the same time.
Flip Books: Here's a fun art project!
Window Wipes: Perfect for cleaning windows with a simple mixture of vinegar and water.
Phone Book Step Aerobics: Duct tape them together to use in stair-stepping exercises.
Fire Starters: Perfect for the fireplace, grill or woodstove.
Garden Mulch: Shred 'em (a few pages at a time, Uncle George): they're great biodegradable weed blockers.
Origami: Recreate the Tale of 10,000 Yellow Swans with a single book of Yellow Pages!
Pencil/Pen Holder: Here's a nifty craft project idea.
Papier M?ch?: It's not just for the Jr. High science fairs anymore.
Packaging Filler: Balled up or shredded.
Wax Paper Substitute: Use to separate baked goods and items in the freezer.
Paper Dresses: Careful, or his fingers may just do the walking through your Yellow Pages.
Make Your Voice Heard: Sign a petition to the Yellow Pages Association insisting that they move to an "on-demand system" of distributing directories (i.e., you only get one if you ask for one).


Read more: http://www.thedailygreen.com/living-green/blogs/save-money/recycle-phone-books-460509#ixzz0o84w11fR
 
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bluemtnrunner

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOt-D_ee-JE"]YouTube- Mythbusters - Phone Book Friction[/ame]
 

DuneAHH

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I think we need a sign in the yard, "phone book deliverers will be shot after being gagged with the damn thing".

Are you shooting at folks again SGG??? Careful there Cher... one o' these days you could transform into a VERY SCARY ol' wench!!:funn:

I seriously saw this:

Phone book step aerobics: Duct tape them together to use in stair-stepping exercises.

Good idea! I thought this idea might be a bit slithery and unstable until seeing BMR's video post taking 2 TANKS to pull 'em apart. That video gave me some new found respect... maybe we've been looking at these books all wrong! They could be the answer to immigration and all manner of hinky international dilemmas!

MINNIE: really excellent research/options!!
Thanks!
 

heartbren

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Sep 6, 2009
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Phone books

I was on my computer earlier and I heard a thump outside and the dog started barking. I was pretty sure by now I new what it was --- another phone book. Why do they do that. I have a small place and I appreciate having extras but this is like a waste of money!!! They move fast when they throw those things to. I heard the card roar buy also. :lolabove:
 

heartbren

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Sep 6, 2009
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phone books season

I moved here a little over a month ago and I am finally realizing what ya'll are talking about. I have quite an assortment of phone books now (and no room to store them). Yesterday I was on the computer and I heard a car go by fast and a PLUNK on the walkway. My dog started barking and I said "Oh must be another phone book" and laughed. Sure enough it was an assortment of three different sizes. They are so generous, what a waste of money. I am from New Orleans and we were lucky if we could get one phone book much less a dozen or so of them. This is crazy and I'm trying to get rid of things. LOL Crazy!!:rotfl:
 

heartbren

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Sep 6, 2009
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Phone books

I can't figure out where to put them all and I hate throwing them away. Maybe I'll try to lay in wait and throw them at them when they drive by. My dog hates the sound of them hitting the sidewalk and he runs around the house growling and barking as though he does not have enough to bark at. :bang:
 
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