Here are the items from your list that I am willing to give up or greatly reduce my usage of:
Bags (all of my shopping bags are recycled, leather or canvas)
Disposable Diapers (I think Mama Scooterbug is still using some of our cloth diapers as dust rags)
Fertilizers
Flooring (prefer porcelain tiles, real wood/bamboo, and wool carpets for aesthetic and health reasons)
Milk Jugs - the glass bottle my milk is in currently works just fine!
Patio Furniture - wood or metal works for me
Panty Hose - gave those up years ago
Soft Drink Bottles, Plastic Bottles - cans or reusable water bottle
Unbreakable Dishes - mine are Corel and over 50 years old
Fishing Rods - don't fish, though graphite or bamboo works instead
Crayons - prefer colored pencil or watercolors
Combs - wood, bone, metal
Toys, Dolls, Model Cars - safe alternate materials available for all of those, though plastic wheels are the best
Clothing (polyester, nylon) - prefer clothes made of cotton, linen, wool, cashmere, silk, leather, and bamboo
TV Cabinets - wood
Candles - what's wrong w/ paraffin or beeswax?
Paint Brushes - boar's bristle, sable, wood, bamboo, and cardboard
Perfume - glass bottle
Tapes - (cassettes, vcr tapes) - think we can manage to phase these out

Tennis rackets - natural gut, graphite and titanium
Waterproof Jackets, Boots, Pants - I average 10-15 years per set of polyurethane coated cotton raingear
Parachutes - silk or hemp fiber
Pens - Papa Scooterbug turns those on his wood lathe
Shower Doors - tempered glass
Rope (nylon) - many other options currently in use
Heart valve - pig or cow or human (I am an organ donor)
Many of the other items listed there is not a good non-plastic/oil alternative that I am aware of, but they can be recycled and we can still work to reduce our usage of them.