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Miss Kitty

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Jun 10, 2005
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jessifunn said:
i thought that meant you were drunk :dunno:

it does j-funn, it does.

I say hog heaven a bunch...especially when I am eating something really good!
 

DD

SoWal Expert
Aug 29, 2005
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"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" (Yes, SS, that was a cuss word for me when I was growing up)
and
one I never heard til I lived in a small town south of Ft. Worth..

"Son, you be careful out there-it's froze harder than a weddin d*ck." :funn:
 
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Jdarg

SoWal Expert
Feb 15, 2005
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"Son, you be careful out there-it's froze harder than a weddin d*ck." :funn:[/QUOTE]


:eek:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Now that is one I will use (not with the kids obviously!)
 

Rudyjohn

SoWal Insider
Feb 10, 2005
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Has anyone ever heard the phrase, when it's obvious someone looks uncomfortable or they don't belong somewhere - - "They look like a turd in a punch bowl!!"
 

Landlocked

Beach Fanatic
May 16, 2005
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Johnrudy said:
Has anyone ever heard the phrase, when it's obvious someone looks uncomfortable or they don't belong somewhere - - "They look like a turd in a punch bowl!!"

JohnRudy-

I LOVE it. That term would describe me sitting in an office building all day.
 

Kimmifunn

Funnkalicious
Jun 27, 2005
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Johnrudy said:
Has anyone ever heard the phrase, when it's obvious someone looks uncomfortable or they don't belong somewhere - - "They look like a turd in a punch bowl!!"
I kinda feel like a turd in a punchbowl today. :puke: :yawn: :banging:
 

whiteyfunn

SoWal Staff
Jul 1, 2005
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Sueshore said:
"I SPILLED A DARN BEER IN MY PURSE AND RUINED MY DANG IPOD AND I'M SO MAD"...are you writing C&W songs now?

That's weird Kfunn. I lost my IPod, too. No beer in the purse but mine was dumped out in the middle of the grossest bar ever. It's almost better this way.
 

Kimmifunn

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Jun 27, 2005
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whiteyfunn said:
That's weird Kfunn. I lost my IPod, too. No beer in the purse but mine was dumped out in the middle of the grossest bar ever. It's almost better this way.
It dried out and kinda works. I'm so mad. I'm such a moron sometimes. I'm on a real roll here. 3 nights strong. I'm decked in holiday garb today so look out sister.

I went to buy another one and they're up to $300.

I may hit up another Best Buy. Look out.
 
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