Just say that you have a captive audience which is waiting with bated breath to hear you talk. About anything. They love you! They want to know your thoughts! They promise not to throw tomatoes at the end!
So what are you talking about? What is something near and dear to your heart that if you had the opportunty to expound on it to a sympathetic audience, they'd get an earful?
So what are you talking about? What is something near and dear to your heart that if you had the opportunty to expound on it to a sympathetic audience, they'd get an earful?

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