As much as we try to plead that we hate chain stores, I suspect we really don't. We like the convenience, we like the consistency, and we like the prices. We don't like the signage and the proliferation of the homogeneous strip mall character that the chains bring. I've seen towns (Madison, MS, for one) that have enacted draconian zoning and signage ordinances that everybody grumbles about, but the results have been great. They have a McDonald's. They have a Walmart. But the buildings are made of brick (like most of the town), very tastefully designed, and the signage is so low-keyed you can barely tell it's a McDonald's. Their convenience stores look like old town railroad depots.Their cell phone towers are camoflauged to look like obelisks or trees. Could our unincorporated, free-spirited, independent villages every band together enough to get ordinances like that, uh...I think you know the answer...