kurt, Smiling JOe, Moondance....

[Landlocked]

LL as cabana boy image caused expulsion of coffee onto rat pad! now gotta clean up the mess.

I'm afraid this cabana boy would drink all of the liquor

 

[kathydwells]

LL as cabana boy image caused expulsion of coffee onto rat pad! now gotta clean up the mess.

:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

 

[kathydwells]

I'm afraid this cabana boy would drink all of the liquor

:nono1:

 

[OhioBeachBum]

I'm afraid this cabana boy would drink all of the liquor

Wel, at least you'd be drinkin' at wholesale prices.

 

[Landlocked]

Wel, at least you'd be drinkin' at wholesale prices.

I can see it now:

"Excuse me, cabana boy. Hello! I need a pina colada! Helllooooooo."

"What's wrong with the cabana boy?"

"I don't know. He's just laying there behind the counter."

 

[OhioBeachBum]

I can see it now:

"Excuse me, cabana boy. Hello! I need a pina colada! Helllooooooo."

"What's wrong with the cabana boy?"

"I don't know. He's just laying there behind the counter."

continued...
"No problem. Just slip a 20 in his shorts and take the bottle."

 

[Smiling JOe]

Wel, at least you'd be drinkin' at wholesale prices.

Yes, but 100% of $0 profit is still $0.

 

[kathydwells]

Yes, but 100% of $0 profit is still $0.

Oh, ye of no faith, SJ.

 

[Landlocked]

Yes, but 100% of $0 profit is still $0.

We'd solve that problem with the profit from our boiled peanuts and cheezit sales.

 

[Smiling JOe]

Oh, ye of no faith, SJ.

Just saying that if, as posted by LL himself, LL drank all of the booze, there would be no profits. Maybe you need supplemental sales, like have LL, the Cabana Boy, wear a thong and charge people to have their photos taken with him.