kurt, Smiling JOe, Moondance....

[Landlocked]

Just saying that if, as posted by LL himself, LL drank all of the booze, there would be no profits. Maybe you need supplemental sales, like have LL, the Cabana Boy, wear a thong and charge people to have their photos taken with him.

Good idea!

That reminds me of this joke:

A blonde American man went to Paris to a beach and saw all these beautiful women walking around yet none of them would even look at him. He was a pretty good looking guy so he didn't see what was wrong. He asked his interpreter what he was doing wrong.

The interpreter told him to get the smallest Speedo he could find and wear it to the beach tomorrow. He got the Speedo and wore it to the beach. Still nothing. He asked the interpreter what else to do. The interpreter said to get a potatoe and stick it down the Speedo. He ran down the street to the store and bought a potato. He put it down the Speedo and went back to the beach.

But this time people were staring at him and some laughing. He went back to the interpreter and said, "I've done everything you said, only now they're laughing at me. Whats wrong!".

"Sir, you were supposed to put the potato down the front of the Speedo!"

 

[Smiling JOe]

LL, you and Kathydwells could do stand up comedy on the beach too.

 

[kathydwells]

LL, that is so @#$% funny!!!! I can see it now, hey dude...you got a load there, might want to check it out.....:laughing1

 

[kathydwells]

LL, you and Kathydwells could do stand up comedy on the beach too.

And you could work the bar while we are performing.....don't drink the profits though!!!!

 

[Smiling JOe]

And you could work the bar while we are performing.....don't drink the profits though!!!!

Only if I can wear a mighty tighty Speedo, or a thong.

 

[kathydwells]

We'd solve that problem with the profit from our boiled peanuts and cheezit sales.

YUM, YUM....the spicier the better!!!

 

[kathydwells]

Only if I can wear a mighty tighty Speedo, or a thong.

Of course you can, but please leave the potatoe at home!!!!!

 

[Landlocked]

Of course you can, but please leave the potatoe at home!!!!!

I don't think a "potato in the back" would work well with a thong anyway..

:laughing1

 

[katie blue]

man, leave a thread for a few hours and look what happens.
tsk tsk... crazy kids!

 

[GraytonBound]

based on his other thread i think ro would give you a $20 for a box of cheezits right now....

We'd solve that problem with the profit from our boiled peanuts and cheezit sales.