Led away in Handcuffs

Discussion in 'Local Government and Groups' started by rocket136, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. Smiling JOe

    Smiling JOe SoWal Expert

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    So do you agree with the FL Supreme Court's interpretation of the law in Tona-Rama, or something else? Just curious, not trying to argue the point with you. ;-)

    If any of these landowners win their case, I will be erecting a blockade over the road which the County built on my deeded property.
     
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  2. NoHall

    NoHall hmmmm......can't remember

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    It doesn't really say dental floss, does it?!?!?!?:eek:

    And per that definition, I'm no longer certain as to the location of my:moon:
     
  3. JB

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    I agree that any law forbiding anyone to use any section of the beach they want is bogus and wrong. If you saw my posts in the other thread, this should be clear to all.

    I don't own gulf front property, so how could I possibly agree with anyone who wants to keep folks off the beach?
     
  4. Smiling JOe

    Smiling JOe SoWal Expert

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    Oh yes it does say "dental floss." :funn: I am confused about my buttocks, too, with all of the talk about clevage.
     
  5. Mango

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    Lordy, are they sending Swat "survey" teams out now with micrometers, protrators, and occilloscopes? :lol:
     
  6. Uncle Timmy

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    Surely they aren't enforcing this............or every plumber in the county would be locked up.
     
  7. greenroomsurfer

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    Hey S.J. call me I'll bring the post hole diggers and the new manly mich ultra!
     
  8. Mango

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    All offenders will become buried in the sand except for butt, which will be used as bike racks. :lol:
     
  9. DD

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    :floor: :rolling:
     
  10. greenroomsurfer

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    Maybe it's time to have a Key West type Fantasy Fest weekly right in front of the Advance, I mean the retreat!
     
  11. NoHall

    NoHall hmmmm......can't remember

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    :floor: Stop it...:funn: I can't breathe...:funn: :moon: :rolling: :moon: :floor:
     
  12. beachmouse

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    The Walton sheriff's deputy we used to hang out with claimed that there was an actual template for what consitituted proper butt coverage for bathing suits that was in all their rules and regulations paperwork.
     
  13. Mike B.

    Mike B. Beach Lover

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    The bike rack comment was just plain wrong... I love it!
     
  14. ATJoe

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    What exactly is the difference between these various types of butt covers? :dunno: I'll be on the beach tomorrow afternoon and want to make sure I use the correct terminology.
     
  15. Smiling JOe

    Smiling JOe SoWal Expert

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    I wonder about the breast coverage, since it is defined in percentage of coverage, which will vary from person to person, depending on the size of the breasts.

    Back to the handcuffs...
     
  16. scooterbug44

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    That is too funny! Guess you learn something every day! Apparently if I wish to remain a law abiding scooterbug I'd better start showing less skin while tanning! I'd love to see the template they use to determine if coverage is appropriate!
     
  17. Hop

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    speak for yourself timmy....
     
  18. ShallowsNole

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    This is true, way back when the strip of sand that is now Rosemary Beach went by another name...:floor:

    I have a wedding picture...someone wrote "NO MORE Q-BEACH!" on one of the windows of our truck. :blush:
     
  19. Hop

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    not so long ago...rosemary used to be totally nudy...i mean...that's what they say...um...not that i would know...um...i mean...you know what i mean...
     
  20. yippie

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    :chill:

    This is hysterical. (Not the original subject matter). See, I am sitting in the wet area of the beach!!! We should all go down to the Retreat with beach chairs and line the "wet sand" area and have a party!
     

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